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White Sox Haiku Thread

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QUOTE (GreatScott82 @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 02:04 PM)
lol oh well i teach science not english.

 

Laugh out loud oh well

I teach science not english

Almost a haiku

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But where will he play

It's an old Sox talk cliche

So is Wise sucks a s s

This game is worse than

The alphabet game in SLAM

And annoys me more

 

 

sagely Ozzie says:

"Winning is fun — fun winning"

just win already

Edited by FlaSoxxJim

Contreras is done

The fans can see it clearly

Why can't you Ozzie (Kenny)?

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jose must be done

i hope we see dan hudson

it may be too soon

Mediocre baseball team

Worse division

Might be a good combo for us

lost cause in the field

you make me cry Alexi

10th inning blast heals

Wouldn't it be nice

To beat teams we're supposed to

with ease for a change

Buehrle is perfect

Those who disagree are dumb

Skip Bayless is dumb

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quite frankly, our

fifth starter situation

is a debacle

 

Six to nothing, wow

Contreras fixed that "problem"

Tie game in no time!

 

Alexei can play

As long as there's no diving

glove's made of cement

 

The outfield is fun

adventures there every night

Cue "Yakety Sax"

At least Fatolo

Is in Old Country Buffet

Eating all the food

Alexei homerun

Yet we whine about Mike Huff

Lighten up Francis

QUOTE (CaliSoxFanViaSWside @ Aug 15, 2009 -> 11:28 AM)
Alexei homerun

Yet we whine about Mike Huff

Lighten up Francis

 

:lolhitting

 

Amazingly, I haven't heard that line in months and have heard/seen it twice in the last 3 hours, first on the radio on the drive into work and now here. Haven't watched Stripes in ages.

 

Saturday baseball

there is none in store for me

Fox mutherf***ers

I finally read this; wow this is a great great thread. Funny stuff especially Colon at the buffet and Todd Ritchie.

 

 

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Aug 15, 2009 -> 09:18 AM)
:lolhitting

 

Amazingly, I haven't heard that line in months and have heard/seen it twice in the last 3 hours, first on the radio on the drive into work and now here. Haven't watched Stripes in ages.

I have it on DVD and just bought a copy for my daughter from a bargain bin. We're both Bill Murray fans.

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i love the slayer

he is very great and is

also kind of cute

hey son of a rude

quite frankly you post a lot

like a cheese doodle?

Fox sucks alot

Glenn Beck said no White Sox game

They obeyed his wish

I like the White Sox,

Don't throw beer at outfielders,

Cub fans kiss my ass.

Danks on da bump yo

A sweep today would be nice

Trevor Cahill blows

Flaxx likes his drinkees

Nothing like getting toasted

on high class hooch, yo

Royals are threatening

Sure hope they can pull it off

Of course they will not

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