What in the name of Michael jackson is up with Sam-me Sosa????

 

(sidenote: his wife is looking very nice though.)

 

Man, he looks really sick there.

good lord! Is he auditioning for the next Zombieland?!? His wife looks pissed about it too!

some lady that used to work with the Cubs(and is one of Sammy's close friends) said that he is doing some kind of skin rejuvenation treatment

some lady that used to work with the Cubs(and is one of Sammy's close friends) said that he is doing some kind of skin rejuvenation treatment

 

What a load. He's wearing green contacts too. Pretty soon, he'll legally change his name to Sam Smith. He's a on a mission to become a honky.

I mean I knew he was dirty, but sheesh

I have met his wife and all I can say is...

 

RRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR!

 

Too bad she has horrible taste in men.

Man what a D bag. I was a big Sammy Sosa fan... a HUGE Sosa guy... even though he was a cub and even though he was juicing. I thought that home run chase with McGwire was epic. But what the hell? Why would you do something like that to yourself? He's trying to make excuses, but it ain't working. If it was a legitimate mistake, then he should have stayed out of the limelight until that face got fixed. What a loser. And what's up with the slick back hair and fake eyes?

 

Sammy, go away and never come back.

Not to worry, Sammy Sosa is just rejuvenating his skin

According to a friend of Sosa's, the former Cubs slugger is (thankfully) not suffering from Vitiligo or another type of disease. Sosa's appearance, rather, is a result of an elective "rejuvenation process" for his skin and he was apparently "surprised" when he came out looking whiter than his old home run buddy, Mark McGwire.

 

The Chicago Tribune has more:

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uch a big deal."

Yes yes, the lighting made his skin pale and his lips purple

Yes yes, the lighting made his skin pale and his lips purple

 

And his eyes green.

And his hair slicked back...

I'm calling BS on the skin rejuvenation process. It's because of those damn Flintstones vitamins.

I have met his wife and all I can say is...

 

RRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR!

 

Too bad she has horrible taste in men.

 

i dont think it was his looks that she was after..lol

He used the cream, not the clear

He used the cream, not the clear

Evidently he should have used the clear...

Oh Charles...

Charles-Barkley dons whiteface - mocks Sammy Sosa

Anyone that played for the Cubs should try to change their identity.

The funniest thing I have heard about this so far is that Sosa is unwilling to reveal the name of this cream that he bought from Europe, but at the same time he is talking about how he wants to endorse it.

The funniest thing I have heard about this so far is that Sosa is unwilling to reveal the name of this cream that he bought from Europe, but at the same time he is talking about how he wants to endorse it.

If he revealed the name he would essentially be endorsing it for free, eh?

How about revealing his contact lens and hair straightener companies too?