Man Hands

Well that voice, it's very familiar. . . throaty, almost. . .flinty!

"He's not fat, he's powerful. I've seen him lift 100 pounds right over his head!"

GEORGE: "I was squinting! Remember that drive from Wortsborough? I was spotting those raccoons."

 

JERRY: "They were mailboxes, you idiot. I didn't have the heart to tell you."

"These are load bearing walls! They're not gonna come down!"

Serenity now...insanity later.

theres a million ....but one i just used the other day..."i got greedy. Flew to close to the sun on wings of pastrami"

 

jerrys response "yeah thats what you did"

LUPIS? IS IT LUPIS?

theres a million ....but one i just used the other day..."i got greedy. Flew to close to the sun on wings of pastrami"

 

jerrys response "yeah thats what you did"

 

One of my favorites for sure.

 

"I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats."

 

Elaine dancing gets me everytime.

I love the sequence later on in that episode, when Brody comes to Seinfeld's apartment to collect his bootleg tape that Elaine recorded herself dancing on:

 

Brody: How'd it turn out?

Jerry: Uh... great.

Kramer: Although the whole story kinda comes apart at the end there.

Jerry: Yeah, out of nowhere there's this lone dancer who appears to be injured.

Kramer: Yeah, it's a disturbing image.

Jerry: Yeah, so you cry... and when you see the dancer, you cry again.

 

Other quotes:

 

Jerry: Kramer, these balloons aren't going to stay filled 'til New Year's.

Kramer: Those aren't for New Year's. Those are my everyday balloons.

 

Newman: (driving down the street with a piece of garbage creating sparks under his mail truck "Once........twice.......three times a (car bust in flames) AHHHHHHH, AHHHHH, OH THE HUMANITY!"

 

Summer George: Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van!

George's cousin: What is he saying?

George: I think he's saying Son of Sam!

George: (burst out of car) I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!

 

 

 

 

Jerry: "I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?"

I love the sequence later on in that episode, when Brody comes to Seinfeld's apartment to collect his bootleg tape that Elaine recorded herself dancing on:

 

Brody: How'd it turn out?

Jerry: Uh... great.

Kramer: Although the whole story kinda comes apart at the end there.

Jerry: Yeah, out of nowhere there's this lone dancer who appears to be injured.

Kramer: Yeah, it's a disturbing image.

Jerry: Yeah, so you cry... and when you see the dancer, you cry again.

 

Other quotes:

 

Jerry: Kramer, these balloons aren't going to stay filled 'til New Year's.

Kramer: Those aren't for New Year's. Those are my everyday balloons.

Newman: (driving down the street with a piece of garbage creating sparks under his mail truck "Once........twice.......three times a (car bust in flames) AHHHHHHH, AHHHHH, OH THE HUMANITY!"

 

Summer George: Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van!

George's cousin: What is he saying?

George: I think he's saying Son of Sam!

George: (burst out of car) I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!

I almost died laughing out loud at that quote. I love the Millennium episode.

 

Moles...freckle's ugly cousin

Edited January 15, 201016 yr by MexSoxFan#1

"It's not even...a ..twist off...."

The Van Buren Boys

 

Cool, we are just finishing up Andrew Jackson, the first Democrat President and think this will be a great intro to our 8th

 

In high school, our night league (intramural basketball) team's name was the Van Buren Boys.

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned Jerry's dirty talk to Elaine's chatty secretary. "...you mean the panties your mother laid out for you?" I love George's reaction to it. "Well, that's not offensive. It's abnormal, but it's not offensive."

Edited January 17, 201016 yr by JPN366

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned Jerry's dirty talk to Elaine's chatty secretary. "...you mean the panties your mother laid out for you?" I love George's reaction to it. "It's not offensive. It's unusual, but not offensive."

 

On that note, how about the time Elaine talked dirty into the tape recorder at Jerry's gig? The scene at the Diner where Jerry whispered an example to George and all we saw was George "ejaculate" the ketchup bottle had me rolling. That and the fact that all the guys got hot after Elaine made that episode classic.

On that note, how about the time Elaine talked dirty into the tape recorder at Jerry's gig? The scene at the Diner where Jerry whispered an example to George and all we saw was George "ejaculate" the ketchup bottle had me rolling. That and the fact that all the guys got hot after Elaine made that episode classic.

 

I can only imagine what she supposedly said.

On that note, how about the time Elaine talked dirty into the tape recorder at Jerry's gig? The scene at the Diner where Jerry whispered an example to George and all we saw was George "ejaculate" the ketchup bottle had me rolling. That and the fact that all the guys got hot after Elaine made that episode classic.

 

George and the ketchup bottle happens in the secretary epsiode.

Edited January 18, 201016 yr by JPN366

In high school, our night league (intramural basketball) team's name was the Van Buren Boys.

Did you finish 8th?

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned Jerry's dirty talk to Elaine's chatty secretary. "...you mean the panties your mother laid out for you?" I love George's reaction to it. "Well, that's not offensive. It's abnormal, but it's not offensive."

"what does that mean?"

 

"I don't know."

An all-time classic quote: The infamous write-off

 

Jerry : So were going to make the Post Office pay for my new stereo ?

Kramer : It's just a write off for them .

Jerry : How is it a write off ?

Kramer : They just write it off .

Jerry : Write it off what ?

Kramer : Jerry all these big companies they write off everything

Jerry : You don't even know what a write off is .

Kramer : Do you ?

Jerry : No . I don't .

Kramer : But they do and they are the ones writing it off .

Jerry : I wish I just had the last twenty seconds of my life back .

An all-time classic quote: The infamous write-off

 

Jerry : So were going to make the Post Office pay for my new stereo ?

Kramer : It's just a write off for them .

Jerry : How is it a write off ?

Kramer : They just write it off .

Jerry : Write it off what ?

Kramer : Jerry all these big companies they write off everything

Jerry : You don't even know what a write off is .

Kramer : Do you ?

Jerry : No . I don't .

Kramer : But they do and they are the ones writing it off .

Jerry : I wish I just had the last twenty seconds of my life back .

 

Brilliant episode. Wilford Brimley kills.

 

An all-time classic quote: The infamous write-off

 

Jerry : So were going to make the Post Office pay for my new stereo ?

Kramer : It's just a write off for them .

Jerry : How is it a write off ?

Kramer : They just write it off .

Jerry : Write it off what ?

Kramer : Jerry all these big companies they write off everything

Jerry : You don't even know what a write off is .

Kramer : Do you ?

Jerry : No . I don't .

Kramer : But they do and they are the ones writing it off .

Jerry : I wish I just had the last twenty seconds of my life back .

yeah this is brilliant and reminds me of another kramer jerry interaction from the aforementioned puerto rican day parade episode...

 

KRAMER: You want to get outta here? Here's what we do. We leave the car here, we take the plates off, we scratch the serial number off the engine block, and we walk away.

 

JERRY: Walk away?

 

KRAMER: You've got insurance. You tell them that the car was stolen, and then you get another one free.

 

JERRY: Isn't there a deductible?

 

KRAMER: All right, what is your deductible?

 

JERRY: I don't know.

 

KRAMER: Yes, because they've already deducted it.

 

JERRY: From what?

 

KRAMER: The car, which we're leaving. So the net is zero. See you pocket the money, if there is any, and you get a new car.

 

JERRY: We're not leaving the car!

 

KRAMER: All right. If you refuse to grow up and scam your insurance company, you'll have to work this out with maroon Golf.