This is the point of every game I want to say something I'll regret later, so I must stifle a bit.

Annnnnnnnnnnnd....there we go.

2-1. 2 on, none out. Ducksnort city.

Our abortion of an offense can't muster duck snorts. Congrats Ozzie. Vizquel as your DH, what the f*** did you think was going to happen.

 

 

This game's about to get out of hand. Gosh, our offense is just depressing. How do you expect to win a game in the Major Leagues with such a terrible lineup? It just baffles me....what the f*** is this organization thinking?

We are a bad, bad team.

Our abortion of an offense can't muster duck snorts. Congrats Ozzie. Vizquel as your DH, what the f*** did you think was going to happen.

 

Well, Vizquel did have a duck snort last inning.

We just got Twinned to death.

Well, Vizquel did have a duck snort last inning.

 

Our lone RBI came on a duck snort.

We are a bad, bad team.

 

I hope everyone that ever disliked the long ball and wanted more speed and bunting on the team turn their fan card in and go watch WNBA games. Nice range Teahen.

Bases loaded, no body out. This is classic Buehrle right here. Pitch amazingly, then have one bad/unlucky inning.

Make a movie, Ozzie.

OK, now its getting real bad....against Kansas s***ty....sigh.

teahen! ha!

Hilarity. We gonna get blown out on seeing eye hits?

Its time for Guillen to go. A 43 year old DH who can't hit. This is something that even the most drunken relative of Vizquel playing Xbox wouldn't think of.

 

4-1. Game.

Well, ****.

Glad we left him in after the 4th consecutive hit.

This is so frustrating to watch, it really is. But I'm not sure what was expected with such a joke of a lineup we have.

pretend the royals are the sox and this game is so much more fun to watch!

 

Trade him sooner than later!

Bunch of hard hit balls around a ducksnort. Must be nice.

Make a movie, OzzieKenny.

 

This is so frustrating to watch, it really is. But I'm not sure what was expected with such a joke of a lineup we have.

 

It's reached the point where if we lose games, I'd rather just have the teams in front of us win. This team has shown absolutely zero ability to be even a .500 team, so might as well kill all hope sooner than later.