Keeping up with the laughs of the day:

 

per Rotoworld

Free agent JaMarcus Russell was arrested Monday afternoon for possession of a controlled substance, said to be codeine syrup or "Sizzurp."

The arrest took place after an undercover investigation of Russell's home. Booked at 4:22PM Monday, the former No. 1 overall pick was released "minutes later" after posting $2,500 bail. Already drawing scant interest on the free agent market, Russell won't latch on with an NFL team anytime soon after this news. He is scheduled to appear in court next on July 20th.

 

Brent Baggins will lead us to Mordor..er..the playoffs!

 

Now just replace the ring with a World Series ring .

Couple more games til alex is sub-.300 at this rate

He's been sub .300 all year.

He's been sub .300 all year.

eh?

There is a horseshoe firmly up our ass tonight.

We're catching a lot of breaks tonight> I hope we get out of this inning and score some more runs. 3 hits ain't gonna cut it.

Gavin Floyd is a f***ing peabrain, alexei saves the day

got lucky there

Aight boys, we need to score some more.

eh?

sub .300 meaning under .300 .

sub .300 meaning under .300 .

 

He was talking about Rios, not Ramirez.

lol Torii Hunter.

Which one of you ate some Lucky Charms this morning.

you don't give teams extra outs when brent lillibridge is due up. you just don't do it.

Well that sucks.

I wonder how long Lillibridge commits to the Rally Goatee

2-1.

Aight Juan, why don't you hit a leadoff double like Aybar did.

Let him steal, don't bunt him to second.

He was talking about Rios, not Ramirez.

My bad must have dys(lexi)a.

Hitters count now . Take another pitch or hit away. No bunt.

Alright Rios and Paulie. Time to get out of your minifunk

Ugh Rios. Please don't go into a big slump.

Kazmir is bad. Why are we not hitting him?

Clutch base hit by the King.