I f***ing hate that fat piece of s***. This team will be blessed when that screw in his fat elbow explodes and he can never pitch again.

 

f*** you, you embarrassingly fat cocksucker. Shave that ugly piece of s*** on your face, too. You make me wish for terrible injuries on your flabby ass.

 

OM God.

Really?

 

Then I apologize.

 

All in all, I think we'll be fine. Jenks wasn't going to put a Gagne-like streak together of saves, and Beckham has raised his average .029 since last Friday. Oh, and again, we play Seattle 7 times in the next week and a half.

 

No doubt that Beckham and Quentin heating up would all but solve the team's offensive problems. I wouldn't complain if we got another power bat, though.

OM God.

Really?

God damn do you have issues with quoting the person?