I really love Bill Melton brawts at the Cell. They are really good.

 

When the Sox are laying an egg and I am at the ball park to witness it thats what makes me feel a little bit better. A nice long juicy Melton weiner.

 

What do you guys do to still make things enjoyable at those tough games to watch?

I like to pphis my pants. It's all warm and squishy, just like sitting in a bean bag chair!

I like to imagine a couple of long, juicy Melton wieners going into your mouth.

I do drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. Quaaludes mostly.

I go to the fridge and get me another beer ... I have a different park where I watch the game

I like to imagine a couple of long, juicy Melton wieners going into your mouth.

 

Dont You!? Its so appetizing watching them go into the mouths of those who are hungry for a long glistening weiner.

 

 

Go down on your ladyfriend, then spunkalunk all up inside her.

Dont You!? Its so appetizing watching them go into the mouths of those who are hungry for a long glistening weiner.

 

I like to smear things on my weiners, and THEN eat them.

I like to smear things on my weiners, and THEN eat them.

 

 

well I feel better now...seriously needed some good dumbass humor.

Thanks guys. I laughed out loud...needed that.

I like to imagine a couple of long, juicy Melton wieners going into your mouth.

 

LOL!!!!!!!! You just TOTALLY beat me to the punch on that one!

 

LOL!!!!!!!! You just TOTALLY beat me to the punch on that one!

We need to go to the closest Shell station and have a gasoline fight near my jeep.

We need to go to the closest Shell station and have a gasoline fight near my jeep.

That will result in some well done wieners.

I like to lay down in my bed with the lights out stroking my stuff to Hawk's voice saying "Don't stop now, boys!"

I kick the neighbor's dog.

I kick the neighbor's dog.

Hopefully you don't live next to Mike Vick.

I like to lay down in my bed with the lights out stroking my stuff to Hawk's voice saying "Don't stop now, boys!"

 

that's only after looking at your stuff and telling it to "stretch"

I like to lay down in my bed with the lights out stroking my stuff to Hawk's voice saying "Don't stop now, boys!"

Figured you'd at least sit back, relax and strap it down.

that's only after looking at your stuff and telling it to "stretch"

 

And wishing he could put up a Big Crooked Number.

 

that's only after looking at your stuff and telling it to "stretch"

so that it could turn into a stone pony

Figured you'd at least sit back, relax and strap it down.

Whatever you do, don't strap it on.

Bobak's sausage suck.

 

Seriously suck, I wont even eat Italian sausage at the park because of how bad it is.

Bobak's sausage suck.

 

Seriously suck, I wont even eat Italian sausage at the park because of how bad it is.

We named our kitten after that place. We picked her up at the police station as a 3 week old in a Bobak sausage box.

Figured you'd at least sit back, relax and strap it down.

He tried too but he was given a Matt Abbaticola and his butt hurt to much after that.