I am watching a History Channel show and a couple NY mayors were on and I realized that mayor of NY would be an awesome job when things are going well. But there are so many other choices.

Bell, CA.

Bell, CA.

 

Til you're caught anyway.

Hometown USA. You've got the job for life if you do a passable job.

San Fernando Valley, CA. I'd push for random house inspections.

 

 

The Valley became the pioneering region for producing adult films in the 1970s and since then has been home to a multi-billion dollar pornography industry, earning the monikers "Porn Valley", "San Pornando Valley," or "Silicone Valley" - a play on Silicon Valley with Silicone breast implants. The leading trade paper for the industry, AVN Magazine, is based in the Northwest Valley, as are a majority of the nation's adult video and magazine distributors.[citation needed] According to the HBO series Porn Valley, nearly 90% of all legally distributed pornographic films made in the United States are either filmed in or produced by studios based in the San Fernando Valley.

Bell, CA.

 

Haha, I was looking for that option in the poll. I'm out near LA right now and it's all over the news. Good news is that the $450,000 police chief isn't getting arrested. Wow, what is wrong with this state?

Charming, CA

Intercourse, PA.