TAMPA, Fla. -- Former Chicago White Sox outfielder Carl Everett is in a Tampa jail on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and tampering with a witness.

 

Jail records indicate the 39-year-old Everett was arrested Monday night at his suburban Tampa home. He was booked into the Hillsborough County Jail shortly after midnight and is being held without bond.

 

Details of the arrest were not immediately available. Everett's attorney, Clinton Paris, did not immediately return a call for comment.

 

Everett played for 14 seasons in the major leagues and was with the Sox in for parts of 2003 and 2004 and all of the 2005 World Series championship season. He also played for the Florida Marlins New York Mets, Houston Astros, Boston Red Sox, Texas Rangers, Montreal Expos and Seattle Mariners.

 

Everett is from Tampa and attended Hillsborough High School.

 

Apparently no dinosaurs were harmed in the assault.

 

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Well there is assault with weapons in the bible, so this should be OK.

I was going to post in this thread solely to make a bad joke about dinosaurs in the Bible, but the only two other posts already took care of that.

Edited April 26, 201114 yr by Milkman delivers

bible joke-check

Dino joke-check

 

 

Dammit....Um, did he switch hit with that weapon?

this is so surprising.

 

I cant believe it.

 

wow.

Speaking of dinosaurs.

bible joke-check

Dino joke-check

 

 

Dammit....Um, did he switch hit with that weapon?

 

I don't believe in assault charges.

bible joke-check

Dino joke-check

 

 

Dammit....Um, did he switch hit with that weapon?

Yeah, I too have arrived to this thread too late.

First member associated with the Sox organization to hit anything in the last two weeks.

I'll pile on. Here's a photo of the attack:

 

First member associated with the Sox organization to hit anything in the last two weeks.