Well he's bunting. Will he frick it up?

0-2 spells problems.

It will take real skill to f*** this up. How will it go down?

Slappy McPopup comin to kill it

OK three singles, crowd is restless.

 

Station to station baseball.

Can we score some runs? Cmon boys.

 

How can we have 10 hits and one run????

Pierre will bunt into a triple play

It will take real skill to f*** this up. How will it go down?

 

1-2-3 DP, and then Alexei hit a rocket that Milton makes a great catch

Maybe all of our hitters should just deliberately miss on bunt attempts and just swing away with 2 strikes.

OK three singles, crowd is restless.

 

Station to station baseball.

Can we score some runs? Cmon boys.

 

How can we have 10 hits and one run????

 

This is anything but station to station baseball

Strikeout.

Then DP.

I'm thinking missed squeezed play and DP or triple play.

LOL

OFFENSE

This is anything but station to station baseball

 

Whatchu talkin' about Willis?

 

I call first to second to third then home station to station.

 

Yes!

He got hit!

Juan's best AB all year..

Dunn slam coming guaranteee

Seriously, wtf Alexei. He's making me sick.

See, that's unacceptable from Lexi.

 

Just plain bad.

You must do better than that or you lose every single night.

Alexei seems extra impatient with runners on lately. Terrible ABs for him the last few nights.

Forgot about that possibility.

 

DON'T BUNT ALEXEI.

Whatchu talkin' about Willis?

 

I call first to second to third then home station to station.

 

Yes!

He got hit!

 

This inning is station to station, but reason we didn't score runs earlier was due to bad base running and not lack of ability to score from 2nd on a single, etc.

Alexei seems extra impatient with runners on lately. Terrible ABs for him the last few nights.

I think that soudns like the whole team, they see a runner on and they want to be the hero.

Don't worry, your hallucination won't last for long.

 

I feel like Dock Ellis.. These weird things keep happening.. But the other team doesn't score.

 

Man, Dunn ripped that ball to the point that the cameraman couldn't follow it, and it still got caught.

Seriously, wtf Alexei. He's making me sick.

 

I'm ready for Rios to bat 2nd. Hell, Morel could bat 2nd and he'd be the greatest hit and run artist ever.