It sure is nice to see Adam Dunn lose the derp.

Wow for once I wish they bunted

http://emojuanuribe.com/

 

I counter with.....

 

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles...es-invit,20167/

It's JFP time.

Lotta pitches but nothing to show for it

Just 26 more of those tonight, Jake.

Uh oh

Looks like Jake is sitting around 90.

Looks like Jake is sitting around 90.

92 to izturis

Looks like we won't face Kershaw next weekend...sorry J4L

Jake appears to be gaining some speed. WGN had his last pitch at 93.

Jake appears to be gaining some speed. WGN had his last pitch at 93.

92.5 on mlb gameday

What a pathetic throw by AJP.

Why did Juan just stop in LF...

Jake's throwing almost exclusively fastballs except for those last two sliders. Must just be getting comfortable, I hope.

Juan Pierre, Jesus f***ing Christ.

Get Juan off the f***ing field.

Juan Pierre is a bad outfielder

s***, welcome to Chicago Viciedo.

hold onto the goddamn ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back Jake, your LF can't do anything.

JP doing what he does. Paid to be bad at baseball.

Pierre f***ing blows.

s***, welcome to Chicago Viciedo.

 

Ozzie's dumbass would never do such a thing. Better chance of Pods being our LF.

JP doing what he does. Paid to be bad at baseball.

 

We have two players with more errors than extra base hits.