August 30, 201114 yr JustinWeiner Justin Weiner by ESPNChiSox @ESPNChiSox Dayan wrote the 10 commandments matthoeppner Matt Hoeppner by ESPNChiSox @ESPNChiSox Dayan Viciedo can protect Jay Cutler. #Whitesox TimEgan44 Tim Egan by ESPNChiSox @ESPNChiSox Dayan won the '05 World Series MVP, not Jermaine Dye. whitesawx White Sox Fans by ESPNChiSox @ESPNChiSox Justin Verlander intentionally walks Dayan Viciedo. nburke81 Nick Burke by ESPNChiSox @ @ESPNChiSox Dayan Viciedo is so strong, he can do pushups with both hands tied behind his back KennedyMarty Marty Kennedy by ESPNChiSox @ESPNChiSox M1 Abram Tanks are now being called M1 Dayan Tanks. maxjusttyped maxjusttyped by ESPNChiSox @ESPNChiSox Dayan Viciedo once hit a 500ft home run, without even swinging a bat. henry_LGN Henry J by ESPNChiSox @ESPNChiSox Dayan Viciedo walked from Havana to Miami. EdRad Ed Radakovitz by ESPNChiSox Dayan Viciedo doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. #whitesox @ESPNChiSox ChiSoxBoy Anders Johanson by ESPNChiSox @ESPNChiSox Dayan Viciedo once solved a Rubik's cube by looking at it
August 30, 201114 yr @ESPNChiSox Dayan won the '05 World Series MVP, not Jermaine Dye.Somehow, I find that one deeply offensive.
August 30, 201114 yr QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Aug 30, 2011 -> 08:53 AM) Somehow, I find that one deeply offensive. I concur, that one is just not even funny.
August 30, 201114 yr Hilarious if you haven't been on the internet for the last 5 years of Chuck Norris jokes I suppose
August 30, 201114 yr Dayan Viciedo once had more RBI in one swing than Adam Dunn has had in his last 73 at bats. Oh wait that one is real.
August 30, 201114 yr Got a nice chuckle from some of those. I remember we were saying the same sort of stuff about Beckham when he first came up. I hope that doesn't jinx Viciedo.
August 30, 201114 yr QUOTE (GoSox05 @ Aug 30, 2011 -> 09:14 AM) Dayan Viciedo once had more RBI in one swing than Adam Dunn has had in his last 73 at bats. Oh wait that one is real. That is truly depressing.
August 30, 201114 yr Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris Dayan Viciedo is called Logic
August 30, 201114 yr QUOTE (Jenksy Cat @ Aug 30, 2011 -> 07:08 AM) Hilarious if you haven't been on the internet for the last 5 years of Chuck Norris jokes I suppose guess we don't run in the same internet circles.
August 30, 201114 yr QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Aug 30, 2011 -> 09:22 AM) That is truly depressing. And yet probably the best joke/pun from those twitter feeds.
August 30, 201114 yr Nice take on the Dayan as the Savior especially the one about walking from Havana to Miami. Funny how you posted this as I have it open in another window .
August 30, 201114 yr Missed this one in the side bar @ESPNChiSox The Moon called, it has enough craters. They've asked Dayan to stop dropping bombs. #comebackkids @whitesox
August 30, 201114 yr QUOTE (GoSox05 @ Aug 30, 2011 -> 09:14 AM) Dayan Viciedo once had more RBI in one swing than Adam Dunn has had in his last 73 at bats. Oh wait that one is real. THIS
August 30, 201114 yr QUOTE (JohnCangelosi @ Aug 30, 2011 -> 07:58 AM) LOL, reminds me of the Chuck Norris jokes. Aren't these The Most Interesting Man In The World lines?
August 30, 201114 yr QUOTE (Whitewashed in '05 @ Aug 30, 2011 -> 12:34 PM) Aren't these The Most Interesting Man In The World lines? I've always felt that the "Most Interesting Main in the World" ad campaign kinda ripped off the Chuck Norris jokes. The Chuck Norris jokes have been around for years.
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