Far be it from me to rain on anyone's parade, but the loss column means less than it normally does because we're playing two doubleheaders in September to "make up" some of those games we haven't played that Detroit has.

 

The double-headers, if we're still in it after this weekend, will definitely be a test, of sorts, for the six-man rotation we've had most of the season. Humber and Stewart are starting Monday, I believe, and while they're not veterans by any means, this isn't their first start, and hopefully both give us a fighting chance.

Far be it from me to rain on anyone's parade, but the loss column means less than it normally does because we're playing two doubleheaders in September to "make up" some of those games we haven't played that Detroit has.

you're peeing on the parade - can't double-headers be swept?

you're peeing on the parade - can't double-headers be swept?

 

shhhhh, no, it is legend.

In 29 innings this year, Justin Dumbass has allowed 6 homers to the White Sox. That is roughly 33% of his homers in roughly 13.5% of his innings.

 

Danks is money. Even as good as this lineup is against LHP, I do not see either starting pitcher getting a decision. I don't foresee Valverde losing his perfection. Thornton will throw, and that is all I know.

 

ALSO, I KNOW THAT I WILL BE DRUNK TONIGHT, SEPTEMBER THE 1ST.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ALSO, I KNOW THAT I WILL AGAIN BE DRUNK SEPTEMBER THE 2ND.

 

ALSO, I KNOW THAT I WILL HOPE THE WHITE SOX WIN AND WILL CARE LESS WHETHER THEY WIN OR LOSE.

 

ALSO, I HOPE THAT I GET LAID. PRAY FOR ME. WHITE BOYS LIKE ME NEED IT.

 

 

You're in North Dakota. Other than cow tipping all there is to do is get drunk and get laid. Have at it !

You're in North Dakota. Other than cow tipping all there is to do is get drunk and get laid. Have at it !

 

You are correct. Getting drunk can be done no matter what, but getting drunk is a pre-requisite to getting laid.

You are correct. Getting drunk can be done no matter what, but getting drunk is a pre-requisite to getting laid.

If you haven't got laid in 8 months you might want to re think that pre-requisite.

You are correct. Getting drunk can be done no matter what, but getting drunk is a pre-requisite to getting laid.

 

It is a pre-req to cow tipping too, well at least in Indiana.

This is one of the better game thread starting posts of the season

 

Who is taking bets are the odd better or worse that the sox win or he gets laid?

 

Come on Danks, we only need a perfecto.

So who will Ozzie bat 4th today? Dunn or Rios?

 

EDIT: And which posters on the site will justify the decision because (1) it won't matter against Verlander, (2) it's the best option he has or (3) he can't just bench these highly paid players?

Edited September 2, 201114 yr by BigSqwert

So who will Ozzie bat 4th today? Dunn or Rios?

 

Neither I hope, otherwise the SOX's season will for sure be over.

Edited September 2, 201114 yr by pettie4sox

So who will Ozzie bat 4th today? Dunn or Rios?

 

EDIT: And which posters on the site will justify the decision because (1) it won't matter against Verlander, (2) it's the best option he has or (3) he can't just bench these highly paid players?

 

1- Rios

2- Greg

I'd bet Ozzie bats Rios and his .566 OPS against Verlander clean up and also plays Dunn tonight.

 

Sorry boys, but this weekend is gonna kill whatever hopes you have left...

Also, chances Viciedo is benched against a "tough righty" even thought he he BETTER against right hand pitching than lefty's this season in Charlotte

 

(I only put tough righty in quotes as if Ozzie were saying it, not to say that Verlander isn't a good pitcher)

If Rios or Dunn are in the lineup anywhere, Ozzie should be fired before first pitch.

If Rios or Dunn are in the lineup anywhere, Ozzie should be fired before first pitch.

 

Not too many people would disagree with this.

You guys are wasting your time getting all worked up about this. You all know it will happen, why waste your energy?

My lineup

 

Pierre

DeAza

Konerko

Viciedo

AJ

Ramirez

Lillibridge

Vizquel

Beckham

 

Just my $ .02

 

 

 

You guys are wasting your time getting all worked up about this. You all know it will happen, why waste your energy?

 

Helps me work off lunch wiithout getting out of my chair.

MDGonzales Mark Gonzales

Sox lineup: Pierre lf, Ramirez ss, PK 1b, PIERZYNSKI DH, Viciedo rf, De Aza cf, Flowers c, Morel 3b, Beckham 2b, Danks p

 

MDGonzales Mark Gonzales

Sox lineup: Pierre lf, Ramirez ss, PK 1b, PIERZYNSKI DH, Viciedo rf, De Aza cf, Flowers c, Morel 3b, Beckham 2b, Danks p

 

wow they in it to win it

pretty sad that I'm shocked Dunn and Rios are riding pine.

I can't argue with that lineup. Gotta keep Flowers in there, and glad to see AJ back.

Cant complain w this lineup. Can the kids play?

If you haven't got laid in 8 months you might want to re think that pre-requisite.

 

You ever been to North Dakota? Trust me on this one, getting drunk is a pre-req.

 

I'd bet Ozzie bats Rios and his .566 OPS against Verlander clean up and also plays Dunn tonight.

 

Sorry boys, but this weekend is gonna kill whatever hopes you have left...

 

Dude, f***.off.