Lineup changes have to be made.

Ramirez and Rios look dead tired out there. Ventura needs to get them a day off sometime soon.

NEVER

 

(add reverberating echo)

Brandon McCarthy as well, spot starter to MR to long man to proven workhorse in the Texas rotation

 

proven workhorse*

 

*never healthy for entire season in career

"Too high"

Dunn just missed that, of course

Dunn just missed that, of course

Usually he misses by quite a lot.

"Too high"

 

Major League?

 

Maybe they need to remove the puzzle pieces covering Kate Upton's life-size cutout to get inspired.

 

Or at least a blow-up doll (minus Nick Swisher's involvement, he's a family man now, lol)

 

 

 

Can we for once stop Lawrie from getting on base?

Edited June 1, 201312 yr by caulfield12

I wanna stick my wang through the radio & feed it to the WEndys commerical girl IMO

Here we go, bottom of the inning... squeeky bum time again.

I wanna stick my wang through the radio & feed it to the WEndys commerical girl IMO

 

 

You're in rare form today.

 

First challenging people to wake up from the malaise and debate far-fetched trade ideas.

 

Now this gem.

Plus there was another Josh Fields, a pitcher...who came from the Giants, if I remember correctly.

 

EDIT: Oops, missed part of your sentence, but Josh Fields wasn't ever a top-ranked pitching prospect, he might have been 10th on the Top 10 list but he was fringy.

I think he was drafgted by the Mariners first, or maybe passed on because he didn't sign... actually I think thats what happened, was a reliever, went and played in the indy leagues like that guy who didnt sign with the Nats... Aaron Crow I think

Just missed a homer there.

 

Oh, brother. Here we go again. Cespedes to be walked. 1st and 2nd, one out.

 

 

Facing the White Sox always seems to bring our former players/prospects back to life. It never fails.

This umpire sucks.

For the love of God Hector

Oh, FFS! This isn't good for the heart.

Some tough breaks, but HSINARP

Hector Houdini so far.

KEPP!!

Nice play, horrible pitch call

Ha, this just keeps getting kookier.

This would be so stressful if the Sox were good.

OMG.

 

Keppinger actually made a good play defensively.

 

Can't believe it.

 

 

Slow curveball there, not a good pitch selection.

Throw a strike.

Fitting

Good job Hector. 5th straight loss.