September 14, 201312 yr Well I'll go first. I'm 63 and divorced. I don't have sex anymore ( ), but when I did I usually went for a cigarette first.
September 14, 201312 yr How would said tissue be used...? Sleep. Edited September 14, 201312 yr by Brian
September 14, 201312 yr Author QUOTE (BigEdWalsh @ Sep 14, 2013 -> 01:16 PM) Your phone?! I don't get it. I need an explanation. You might have received a text or missed a call . . .
September 14, 201312 yr QUOTE (BigEdWalsh @ Sep 14, 2013 -> 01:16 PM) Your phone?! I don't get it. I need an explanation. I don't really have a routine, but I chose phone because it also serves as my clock in my room. I usually like to see what time it is. Then I go back to the girl.
September 14, 201312 yr QUOTE (Brian @ Sep 14, 2013 -> 11:32 AM) How would said tissue be used...? To let the girl clean herself up if you're the kind of guy who pulls out... Or, in a worst case scenario, the tissue would be given to the girl because she's crying.
September 15, 201312 yr Author One of the guys at work asked if it was weird that his girlfriend grabbed her phone right afterwards and checked her messages. He heard a couple text messages come in while they were engaged. Of course we told him it was nothing to worry about, it just meant she was bored and he really sucks in bed. Isn't that what friends are for?
September 15, 201312 yr QUOTE (Alpha Dog @ Sep 14, 2013 -> 11:36 PM) Head to the bathroom. This is more relevant to some kinds of sex than others...
September 15, 201312 yr QUOTE (Jake @ Sep 14, 2013 -> 09:09 PM) surprised no condom not that I use them After sex?
September 15, 201312 yr QUOTE (dasox24 @ Sep 15, 2013 -> 01:59 AM) After sex? how are you supposed to use them?
September 15, 201312 yr QUOTE (BigEdWalsh @ Sep 14, 2013 -> 01:16 PM) Your phone?! I don't get it. I need an explanation. to post all the pictures you just took on Twitter... duh!
September 15, 201312 yr QUOTE (dasox24 @ Sep 15, 2013 -> 02:59 AM) After sex? do you just leave yours on?
September 15, 201312 yr QUOTE (Jake @ Sep 15, 2013 -> 09:57 AM) do you just leave yours on? Ohhh, I got you now. Okay. I'm an idiot. I wasn't thinking of the act of taking it off, but rather of putting it on. Edited September 15, 201312 yr by dasox24
September 18, 201312 yr QUOTE (Jake @ Sep 15, 2013 -> 10:57 AM) do you just leave yours on? Didn't you ever see that episode of South Park? I thought you were just supposed to leave one on all the time. At least that's what I do, safer that way.
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