And the F bombs are back. Complaining about all the cold cities the Sox play in during April.

Bill Melton, pest control expert....

Some good advice on pest control is being given on the Sox pre-game broadcast. Very informative.

Another f-bomb...

 

This is embarassing, unprofessional, and makes the Sox look bad...yet it's so, so so, awesome!

So, what's the link to this pregame live feed?

http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/8878818/v4043...ite-sox-webcast

Some good advice on pest control is being given on the Sox pre-game broadcast. Very informative.

 

And Real Estate....

So, what's the link to this pregame live feed?

http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/8878818/v4043...ite-sox-webcast

 

Now Bill is singing the praises of DirecTV and their $4.99 movie rentals.

Thanks all - too bad it doesn't work on mobile.

Somebody tweeted Deadspin about this.

 

I know this game is a free one on whitesox.com, but I'm pumped I just bought my MLBTV Premium subscription for this season. Haven't had it since 2010 season and I live out of market so I am ready to catch an many Sox games as I can this season. Also found out I can stream it through my PS3, which is a million times better than watching it on my laptop.

A solid 5 minutes on DirecTV DVR options, followed by belching.

Bill just found out.

Is Melton big enough for anyone at Deadspin to care?

 

As long as he doesn't pull an OU fraternity comment out of his butt, he's probably still golden...really, if there's ANY tangible proof that JR is loyal to a fault that exists out there, it's Melton's deteriorating spring training performances that are even more comical than the worst of Hawk Harrelson's petulance with umpires or the Sox getting shafted.

This is just too much. I'm waiting for it to blow up on Twitter or Reddit.

Melton's now aware the mics are hot...

This is almost as good as coming across the conference call phone number back in the day.

Melton's now aware the mics are hot...

And yet nothing has been done about it yet...

Oh, God... Sexual harrassment...

 

Please tell me I misheard that...

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Smoking hot girl talk

After this excitement the start of actual play will surely be a letdown in comparison.

This made my day.

I request this thread be pinned.

Ugh, how did I miss this?

Oh sure, now cut the mic.