sat46 Posted September 16, 2003 Author Share Posted September 16, 2003 Does anyone know what has become of Kelly (Num1SoxGirl)? I really enjoyed her company aboard the Little Boat, and her infamous "WSWS" slogan will forever live on! Capn Sat, did OldSingleton finish swabbing the deck? Those posters have been mostly AWOL or MIA for some time now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sat46 Posted September 16, 2003 Author Share Posted September 16, 2003 sat what i want to know is how the hell you could have ever mistaken heather for me or vise versa...... heather is the one with the barcardi bottle and tounge in maurys ear.......im the quiet one who sits and takes the incriminating evidence pics for future reference.... :finger Sorry HSC, but it was these little guy's above me here. (See them?) They are at fault, you see.....they mixed me up and bullied me into a lot of mistakes. Look how the little buggers are following me around......even now. I got to get away from them somehow, I think they want to borrow money from me or something horrible like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 :finger Sorry HSC, but it was these little guy's above me here. (See them?) They are at fault, you see.....they mixed me up and bullied me into a lot of mistakes. Look how the little buggers are following me around......even now. I got to get away from them somehow, I think they want to borrow money from me or something horrible like that. ahh its ok sat ... but dont let it happen again ... or im sending in the big guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sat46 Posted September 16, 2003 Author Share Posted September 16, 2003 The the big guns? That don't sound too good. Maybe I better take a life boat out of here while it's still dark. Come on you guys, we're out of here. :finger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 Just to let everyone in on this whole "Little Boat" saga. Sat created the "Little Boat" back in the 2000 season (when MLB didn't run the whitesox.com board, but instead, Ignite Media did). Every season, the "Little Boat" has a goal to reach the "Far Shore" (the playoffs). Once we reach the "Far Shore," we board the "Little Tank," which hopefully will lead us to the Promised Land. I am the Head of Entertainment aboard the "Little Boat." Hotsoxchick is the Head Bartender, bringing us the greatest margaritas and other drinks. Just don't look too far off Starboard, since Corgie has been known to wear nothing but tight speedoes, and he overworks Keaddy, who has been forced to paddle the lifeboat. Heather, I'm behavin' just like always! I'm not dressed... Whatever you do, please do it waaaaaay off yonder!!! And the next time I see you riding those water skis, I'm gonna lock em up for good!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 You have been added to the Ship's Crew List, as Ship's Bell Ringer. Welcome aboard. Yes! Thanks sat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sat46 Posted September 16, 2003 Author Share Posted September 16, 2003 You have been added to the Ship's Crew List, as Ship's Bell Ringer. Welcome aboard. Yes! Thanks sat! "May You Always Have Fair Winds and Following Seas" (That's prety good stuff, coming from an Army guy.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 How come Im left out? I feel sad and lonely. Heres my resume: SoxFan1 I can set sails and I am a good look-out. I can look out for oncoming Twins, Royals, and Scrubs fans! SoxFan1, you have not been left out. Welcome aboard, your are the Recruiting Officer. http://mlt43.tripod.com/LittleBoat.html What do I recruit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sat46 Posted September 17, 2003 Author Share Posted September 17, 2003 What do I recruit? You recruit sailors for the Navy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wong & Owens Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 I am getting the sinking feeling that there's a torpedo headed towards our little boat, and there's a hefty bag covering our little tank.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sat46 Posted September 17, 2003 Author Share Posted September 17, 2003 I am getting the sinking feeling that there's a torpedo headed towards our little boat, and there's a hefty bag covering our little tank.... "We have not yet begun to fight." I guess we better start too, and real fast is what I recomend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 I think the ship's Captain (JM) guided the team straight into the heart of Hurricane Isabel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 I think the ship's Captain (JM) guided the team straight into the heart of Hurricane Isabel. more like an iceburg.. its sinkin fast........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 I think JM's just about to walk da plank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sat46 Posted September 22, 2003 Author Share Posted September 22, 2003 I think JM's just about to walk da plank. I think he missed the boat to begin with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 thank you for all your work on this - it is a fun part of the season - I have some thoughts as to who should be stuffed into the cannons and sent flying but thanks again to you, good and kind soul - and give the pugs an ear scratch for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sat46 Posted September 22, 2003 Author Share Posted September 22, 2003 thank you for all your work on this - it is a fun part of the season - I have some thoughts as to who should be stuffed into the cannons and sent flying but thanks again to you, good and kind soul - and give the pugs an ear scratch for me! I'll give them a big scratch for you cwsox. Thanks for the kind words. I'm having my retirement party soon. I will be busy with other matters, and not on the boards very much anymore. Next year I'll be rooting for the team, as always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Master Buehrle Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Ah yes. The little boat. The ship is now being guided by a new captain, General Ozzie Guillen. Can we make it to the Far Shore this year? And.. *gasp*, perhaps ride the Little Tank to the promised land? I see the website doesn't exist anymore. What's the status on sat? Will he be coming around to guide us the Far Shore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Damn I wish I would have registered for this. Alot of you have come a long way from the name changes as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Damn I wish I would have registered for this. Alot of you have come a long way from the name changes as well. Not me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 That bong must have had its own bong. :headshake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Wow did someone already sink the boat or did I miss something? I click on that link and it says the page I am looking for is not there. No room for a Jester on this cruise?? And all I wanted was a nice big glass of Bahama Mamas...hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 That bong must have had its own bong. :headshake LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighHeat45 Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 My first ever post was in this thread. Sat is the one who told me about this site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Second half of the season starts today with game 82. Seems like a good time to take the Little Boat out on a shakedown cruise, polish the guns, tend to the sails and whatnot. I don't know how much Sat is posting over on the MLB board thaese days, as I usually only get over there for the or when SoxTalk goes down... As far as the Bahama Mamas... Rumrunner is the new boat drink I have just conquered, and I now officially make the best ones this side of the Bermuda Triangle. I'll make sure there are plenty to go around if the Little Boat sets sail again this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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