WestEddy

I don't like Southside Samurai because it's generic and lazy. Like calling Tanner McDougal the "Lakefront Leprechaun". Or calling Noah Schultz the "Out-gettin' Kraut". But that's the world we live in. SS Samurai is safe, kids could remember it, generic. I think some people react dramatically to one's ethnicity being put in the spotlight. One time at a work Xmas party, I was telling a couple younger kids about how my parents would always point out the Ukrainians among us. There was a resentment that went back to the war, and who sided with Russia and who sided with Germany. Those 20-somethings looked like they wanted to run away, they were so nervous about any ethnicity being discussed around them.

Pallette had 4 years to establish himself. f*** him. I agree that Getz got a little cocky with the Rule 5, and maybe a couple other roster spots. I think he's recovering okay, though.

I was going to post that, but they were in stasis, and I think Getz kind of "panicked", wanting to start out strong. I endorse.

Murakami?

San Diego fans so happy with a run scored. Just like Cub fans when the other team hits a foul ball.

All the White Sox are hitting. Fernando Jr. remembering his time in the Sox org to get three.

Hey, It's Bido pitching with a Lead-O

Use your Google Translate and tell them what you want. Maybe they don't put it in the case. You speak any Polish?

This Romo dude has a pretty good strike zone command.

Scoreboard watching on May 1. Can't beat it!!

They found out Caulfield's a fan. Quite demoralizing.

How is a guy the Sox cut in the Padres' bullpen?

Tristan Peters dropping one in. Dude sticks.

You ever find your fresh Polish sausage, yet?

Shriff should work this into his shtick:

If Schriffen ever starts doing Dolemite memes, I'm in.

If I was on the broadcast and there was a Polish player, I'd wear out the Pilsudski memes.

The league is scared of a resurgent Sox team.

Tatis left the org before Getz could teach him fundamentals.

The right pbp dude can draw out Stone. When he keeps getting asked if they should give the green light on 3-0 (they do that on radio, too), he's not really going to bloom.

I think I might be faster than Murakami.

Me, or Schriff?

Or you could just butt out and go make lists of 1980s era Twins players to giggle at. I'll make whatever comparisons I want, uneducated whiners be damned.

Romo and Peters look good enough to be place-holders. Quero and Acuña need PAs, I get it. But this is looking like you're not 1-4, then desert from 5-9.