EloyJenkins

If Twins taught us anything last night, its they are slumping getting clutch hits. I am fine with contact as long as Dane isn't walking people. The defense is elite tonight.

yeah, he didn't get the invite to the oppo party...damnit.

ain't no party like an oppo party, cuz an oppo party don't stop!

good swings from everyone so far. Love YoYo and Yaz back to back to get pitch count up before Abreu and Eloy's free swinging.

Dobnak slanging with that facial hair? Hopefully like a 70's porn, he gets Ramboned.

Buerhle-eske quick inning.

EE as a pinch hitter and matchups based starter actually really maximizes his value for the last 20-35 games he is still a White Sox.

This looks like a world series winning lineup...

they have enough wins based on the lower seeds current wins and projections for rest of season. Sox are in.

Totally agree with this. But also...Bauer, Kopech, Vaughn and whomever our new RF and backup catchers are will be pretty motivated for back-to-back championships...

I need to find the win prediction page. Did anyone go 40? Cuz if they did, I hope they are buying us all beers with that vegas payout.

best record in the AL boys. LET'S GO! two more in this series and we are GOLDEN.

whelp...dyson was the right call i guess. yikes.

I know this will be unpopular, but I think Yaz has called a really solid game. Glad to have 2 awesome catchers for another 2 months.

bats got taken out of their hands that inning with poor calls. but no matter, they got two which is what matters most.

Let's go boys! This is the season it all begins!

I fucking called it baby!

nowhere else are you getting a lord of the flies reference in the league...

Rally Engel please...

In positivity mode...their 9th inning doesn't have Cruz in it now! Let's Go!

Marshall looks great tonight. dude kept them in this...in line for big inning the bottom half.

ROY is fleeting. He looks to be doing lifting his head off the ball.

I had to walk the dogs. the last two pages are hilarious. You all need to crack open a beer or smoke a blunt. Tie game still boys.

Looks like a stormtroopers spray chart.

I don't know if he is tipping...but the nervous twitching of the ball behind his butt before he sets is driving me nuts. He needs to breathe.