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I had absolutely no idea they picked up alcides Escobar. I hope we never have to see him.

No radar? Wtf edit: there it is

Love the approach tho. More of that plz.

K zone still working the kinks out I see

What’s the sleeve patch

Absolutely perfectly timed delay. Giddy up

If I miss Eloys first AB waiting in line for a parking placard, I’m marching straight to the aldermans office and making a scene.

Perfect, actually

He might be the only guy on an opening day lineup that I know nothing about, not counting whatever the hell the Orioles are throwing out there.

Every Sox game is going to get rained on until Eloy goes down for the year, and then it'll be sunshine and rainbows.

Unfortunately I don't think this games getting done at all if it doesn't get in on time.

The Dark Sky forecast is a lot more friendly than the Apple one. Let's go with that.

Moncada is a more optimal lead off guy, but I'm fine with keeping him out of there

Maybe it's just the opening day talking, but that lineup looks pretty decent

Was listening to white sox playlist in the run up to the game, and of all the shitty things this team has done, giving me affection for a journey song is easily the worst.

Lindor just hurt himself again, so I feel better about my 'White Sox in 1st after 30 games' prediction

Trading Tatis sucks but shit happens. The real mistake was identifying Shields in the first place. Machado sucks way more.

Can we stop conflating trading a 17 year old with trading well established prospects? Thanks

70-74 feels like the true talent level fo this team, but something HAS to start breaking our way right? Right??

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That's about the most fatalist answer I could think of.

Oh man this one is fresh out the oven

We all know he could put the bat on the ball, I was just hoping to see more when I dug for the highlight.