Harold's Leg Lift

Must have been in a game thread. That limits it to about 100 possibilities.

I think people are forgetting that before this season Kopech hadn't thrown a pitch in 2.5 years. Now you want to change his role in the middle of the season? I think that's pretty dangerous for a guy with his track record. I think everyone should be happy he's pitching at all and worry about next year next year.

That would be awesome! 9 position players would play every inning of every game and 3 pitchers would throw 500 innings each.

Or. Or. He's not paniking and acting like every fucking pitch is the bottom of the fucking 9th in the 7th game of the fucking Worls Series.

THAT'S IRRELEVANT!!!!!! RHHHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

It sucks Crochet can't be effective unless he's throwing 100. He's just so ordinary.

OMG GET A HIT!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

I'm not going to answer the phone when (not if) my dad calls and asks what channel the game is on. Oh man is he going to be furious.

But he's watching in Chicago, correct?

How do we know there was no one warming up? Did I miss the Minnesota camera crew show a shot of an empty Sox bullpen?

He can take his empty batting avg to an empty team. It's a match made in heaven.

Man Hernandez has great hands.

When Tim stays inside the ball pitchers can't get him out.

He looks AWESOME in that uniform!

Wow so Anthony Rizzo is going to die. Man that really sucks.

Better send them an email. They all need to be canceled.

Matt Vasgersian was saying nice things about Tony LaRussa. You cancel assholes better get on that.

Monster. ?

Nope. Doesn't fit the narrative.

If I were an umpire and Zach Collins is catching I would be scared for my life.

Career closer being used in the 8th inning. The adrenaline is not there. I'd rather Hendriks get the 8th and Kimbrel the 9th. Hendriks is walking adrenaline.

Moncada's timing is off. He's getting started way too late. Get that foot down.

They may have been the worst swing Abreu has ever taken.

These games with Kasper have been absolutely outstanding and that's something I never thought I would say. Benetti could stay wherever he is as far as I'm concerned.

Who?