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6-3 for 1st twinkie out Jones at plate - thank you Hawk for noticing the game is still being played - now DJ kissing ass - pay attention to the damn game you assholes :fyou :fyou :fyou Jones out on someone to PK - WGN showed 22% of the play, the end Rios makes third out on batter whose name was never revealed looks like the 6,135,873,093th remembrance of the Bobby Thompson home run has ended - about time

hate this bulls*** guest talking and forgetting to do play by play :fyou :fyou :fyou :fyou :fyou :fyou :fyou :fyou :fyou :fyou :fyou :fyou there's a game being played, call it, assholes! shut the f*** up old people, and Hawk and DJ, quit kising ass and call the f***ing game 1st out, something like 1-3 but they didn;t call it and barely shoeed WGN, why not put camera on field - Crede pops to Huner third out missed as Hawk asks old geezers to stay for another inning does the world need any more conversation - at the expense of the game - on a 52 year old home run hit by a Giant? Bobby Thompson, go away.

thank you! You may notice it any time!

lead off walk, 1st of game for JG - Olivio makes Kielty dive into dirt on throw to first thanks to ss2k3 for the note that the twins 1st inning run is unearned because of Rios' E - Hunter easy fly to CF Mags basehit by Mientkiewicz on hit and run, so Kielty to third, runners on corners with 1 out Mohr (please hit into double play) out 3A, but Kielty scores, no possible play at home so PK held ball, wisely 2-0 bad guys A. J. Pierzynski skies to Jose and end of inning after 4, 2-0 twinkholes 2 runs (I unearned) and 5 hits given up by JG though 4

spoken by someone whose large butt will never be checked out by anyone except as a possible helicopter landing pad or for use as pitcher's mound Is that a challenge? I have small, muscular solid butt you can bounce nickles off of - not that you ever will - all the women in aerobics and yoga/pilates work out behind me to admire my glutes - I'm so proud!

Frank out, outfield fly Maggs (CF first time since 98) caught by Hunter - come on, make the guy pitch and make the Twins sweat a bit - they stand still and catch balls swung on 1st and 2nd pitches CLee singles to 2nd - balls hit hard and just where Rivas has to sprawl abnd cannot make play Rios to Mientkiewicz, unassisted 3.5, 1-0 twinks

spoken by someone whose large butt will never be checked out by anyone except as a possible helicopter landing pad or for use as pitcher's mound

Jones drills ball to right, single Guzman 5-4 for out, Guzman safe at 1st on fielder choice - would have been safe anyway but Jimenez throws a tad past PK Koskie eaten up by JG, short pop to Jose Guzman tries to steal 2nd and Olivio nails him cold after 3, 1-0 bad guys Garland says he is thinking too much on hill which doesn't help him (thus sayeth DJ) Cooper on bench muttering incantations much like Professor Snape did when Harry Potter plays quidditch DJ says CLee playing harder than anyone in Sox uniform

Crede has a small butt for a major leaguer - flies out to 8 Olivio 6-3 no Twin is working up a sweat thus far this inning D Lo solid hit to right StJosE6 skies to 6

Mientkiewicz: 1-12 lifetime off Garland, who totally mispronounces his own name - actualy 5 syllables in Polish and my grandmother would beat his ass for making it 3 syllables - singles, now 2-13 off Garland, and Jimenez mis-reads ball and then doesn't quite hustle and rach on play, may have stopped it no one on 2nd so Mientkiewicz advaances on twin hit (come on Hawk and DJ, tell us batters names) Crede eats up Pierzenowski, great play Twins warning track looks pink??? Rivas 6-3 end of 2 1-0 bad guys

CF Mags leads off 2nd - 5-34 against Mays - pop out foul (3F) sad Sox-hatted child at game CLee safe at first, single thanks to astroturf Rios 0-3 lifetime on Mays - easy pop uo to 6 (SS) PK has slightly chnaged routine - not pointing bat as much as he does in usual gymnastics before each pitch - PK back to pointing bat now - out 4-3

Jones singles Guzman spits a lot - 4-6, safe on fielders choice - Jones almost interference as he slids not into 2nd but into center field Guzman steals 2nd - had huge jump koske singles to right, guzman comes in late and scores because of major overthrow to the infield by Rios (in right?????) :fyou rios Kielty is out on great sprawling grab by PK Hunter Ks 1-0 twinks blame Garland? No. Shoddy defense (esp Rios) even though no error called

there goes the no hitter

1-2-3 first inning for us

you are most welcome

Today's line-uo: Guido 2b - sober and solid RPS - lf - 3 sheets to the wind and manages to catch everything like it was beer about to hit the ground HSC -rf - Jimmy Buffet type player,in Margaretaville, never anything dropped Zach23 - c - calls signs with funnel cakes, opposing teams cannot thus steal signs soxheads - cf - all the grass makes him think he's in Iowa, thus comfortable, he produces beyond expectations wsc20 - DH - trying to smoke all the grass and doesn't understand why the outfield grass doesnt given him a buzz and takes his anger out on ball matthew -ss - moves after the ball like it is a bottle of rye trying to escape Murc - 1b - nothing gets by him; he fields all balls and body checks or high sticks all runners who try to get to first chisoxfan - 2b - very solid, albeit very wrong on JM, but stil best defenisve and offensive player in system pitching: Heather - she trash talks batters from the mound, then flashes batter and then pitches while batter still going "wow!" 27 Ks in her last game. Relief: YASNY: throws mystery pitch, the ain't seen nothing yet, always baffles hitters steff: try and hit off of her and she sticks it in your ear or up your ass bench: Cluger - he knows how everyhing should be done perfectly and no one is as good and as perfect for him; no need for any other bench players, they would all be morally inferior 1st base coach: bmr31 - constantly tells runners we are going to lose so what's the point. The runner sulks, doesn't get far off 1st, and thus never picked off 3rd base coach: wsc425 - a little optimism is needed when the runners get to third, and he has it to spare bench coach: the Critic- his job to critique head coach: sideshowapu - no one realizes what he knows about baseball and constantly dazzles the other team's coaches with his play calling; the apu shift to the left has stunned more teams and the novelty of the defense positioning wins may games

a pimple on an ass has never had a good season in major league history - and actually, who would want to watch it? I have found that showering with soap and washing all of myself eliminates butt pimples. Cleanliness is so important!

I hear the little one has a hell of a swing. And the one with the purple hat and purple shorts on is fast as hell. The one in the back with the cape on has a cannon. That's all I know though. The one with the orange hair and lantern is the mosy dynamic catcher to come along in ages - throws out runners, hits for numbers and with power, and calls a great game.

My brother, right on! Brilliant post! I concur with your statements and repeat them because you sayitbeter than I could. and by the way, brilliant avatar!

here is the entire Hummel family making its way to the ball park - each one will one day have a major league career with the WS

If you are alone in this, then how may I comment without destroying your aloneness?

Garland can easily win today - each game is a new game. Luckily for us from yesterday...

Frank.

I think so too. I hope just puts it behind them and plays some winning ball today without any carryover.

they truly are