Controlled Chaos

The Transformative Effects of Marriage on the Y-chromosome. Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes . After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woma n of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.' The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We j! ust had wild sex all night.' The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Apr 23, 2008 -> 12:33 PM) Again with scientists trying to interpolate a trend from one friggin' year. Where did these people get their degrees? I see this from both sides of the debate, and it adds nothing to the discussion. You can't look at 2007 and call it global cooling any more than you can look at 2005 and call it global warming. Its a ridiculous idea. Heck, even a decade is a very, very short timespan to try to determine anything from. I didn't see that at all. He made note of the temp change in 2007, but followed it with "It is generally not possible to draw conclusions about climatic trends from events in a single year, so I would normally dismiss this cold snap as transient, pending what happens in the next few years." Then went on to explain his sunspot theory.

QUOTE (daa84 @ Apr 23, 2008 -> 10:41 AM) it was top 5 on my list...maybe top 3, cant remember...i know i gave it serious consideration for #1 and in time i may end up considering the best I've just never seen a movie that had so many different characters make me laugh so f***in hard outloud. All the main characters have their own parts that crack you up. But Leslie Mann as the drunk who pukes on Andy cracked me up...The Boss lady cracked me up. Mooj and Haziz, the worker peeps are hysterical. The little hard ass dude that comes in to the store and f***s with Jay. Beth at the book store. The Jew fro kid at the sex ed thing....Jonah hill buying the boots....I can go on and on.....there are just so many people that make you laugh out loud it's insane. If this was top comedy it may not have been my #1, but as far as funniest....I can't remember laughing that hard, while not under the influence, at anything in my life.

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Apr 23, 2008 -> 09:44 AM) Rolling Rock did the same thing. I used to love that beer, then it sucked. Dont they both come from the Latrobe brewery? Red Dog is Plank Road Brewery. Rolling Rock is still the s***...

Check out YASNY's post from bold prediction thread.... http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?s=...t&p=1574850

QUOTE (Reddy @ Apr 22, 2008 -> 11:29 PM) voted for Keystone b****es! although there's also Red Dog... hmmmm lol Red Dog was kinda the s*** when it first came out in the 90's. I think Tommy Lee Jones used to do their commercials and they had all those saying on the bottom of their caps. I remeber collecting those stupid things. Then that beer just fell into no mans land. Keystone Light is like a poor mans Miller Lite....My friends P's used to drink that...and when we would visit them down on their farm....we'd pound a s***load of it. It did the job. PBR is bad.

QUOTE (knightni @ Apr 23, 2008 -> 01:07 AM) 18. The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005) If this is only ranked 18th, the whole system is out of whack.

QUOTE (Cowch @ Apr 22, 2008 -> 12:46 PM) Super Bad is a good movie for guys. My girlfriend HATES it. oh yeah..pretty much a guy flick

QUOTE (knightni @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 05:49 PM) I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding Vag. 35. Superbad (2007) I'm watching this right now...and I can't believe I forgot to put this on my list. f***in hilarious

QUOTE (BigEdWalsh @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 04:18 PM) I've never seen Kingpin. One cool aspect of this listing is just that...to make aware of something ya didn't know about. I'm gonna have to rent Kingpin. Yeah that's why when it's all said and done...I wanted to see a list of every single movie submitted. I know there'll be some movies I never heard of that I'll want to see. Great job Knightni!

QUOTE (knightni @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 03:44 PM) Well, it's 50 movies, each with a long post to them. It takes time. I know...I know...

QUOTE (knightni @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 03:36 PM) I'd say probably before the end of the week. If anyone wants their lists, let me know. The slow results are painful...I feel like I'm with a girl in a too long foreplay nightmare, by the time she is ready I'm so bored I don't even want the sex.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 11:49 AM) I disagree entirely. I don't think

QUOTE (greasywheels121 @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 08:23 AM) Right there with you. I might rank 40 Year Old a little bit higher, but I definitely like this better than Knocked Up and Superbad. That's how I feel greasy. It was overall pretty hilarious. 1 thing...

QUOTE (DrunkBomber @ Apr 19, 2008 -> 05:34 PM) Im thinking he mixed an unknown alcohol with "orange" gatorade. I think he drank busch light. bshcl loigh t is so bad i tgets yo drunk pretty mfas but also enjoys a nice orange gatorade and was just being a frienldy spokesman. or maybe he was planning his hangover remedy and it included some orange gatorade. Hopefully when he fully recovers he can enlighten us.

Take a flight to Chicago for the weekend and see a better broadway show, go to a better comedy club, eat better pizza, see a better skyline, see a better baseball team....

Well I'm goin to get drunk and finish the game upstairs. Sox will take it 6-4!!

QUOTE (Frankensteiner @ Apr 19, 2008 -> 07:08 PM) This is looking like the 3rd blown game this week. Pretty bad. Lot a game left.

QUOTE (fathom @ Apr 19, 2008 -> 07:07 PM) If this is the way he played defensively when he won the GG, then Uribe was robbed of the award more than Crede has ever been. Yeah, Uribe makes plays look easy that OCab seems to struggle with.

Anyway what happened to Uribe gettin a rest??

QUOTE (peanut33tillman @ Apr 19, 2008 -> 07:02 PM) Who knows all I know is there should NEVER be more than 2 MAYBE 3 throws in a pickle, our MIFs wouldve gotten their asses chewed for lack of execution there Actually I went to get a beer after that play...did they show Ozzie in the dugout at all?? Did he say anything?

QUOTE (southsideirish71 @ Apr 19, 2008 -> 06:58 PM) I played college ball for 4 years. And we worked on the play all the time as well. You make the snap throw to the base the runner is attacking, that player holds the ball high up to freeze the runner and you start him towards the base he used to occupy, and then you make one throw back towards the covered base. At least that what they taught us. yeah that was f***ed up!!! OCab caught it and threw it...I've never seen someone do that. Ocab needed to run his ass back to first. Where is the gold glove Defense? Seriously...he looks pretty average out there...then you throw in a couple bone head plays and it makes him seem even worse.

QUOTE (CryptviLL @ Apr 19, 2008 -> 02:21 PM) aight im out to the game, peace !!!! GO SOX Get er done son!!

Don't drunk talk about me Kyyle!!

QUOTE (knightni @ Apr 18, 2008 -> 04:04 PM) I think, this guy: Serveed with an orange slice!