South Side Hit Men

Elvis lucky Tony isn’t around.

Pull this assclown off the mound.

Eight for Eight!!!!!!!!

Sox 7-0 lead = 7 page game thread.

WYSIWYG Edit: The Payton White Sox Era has begun!

Seven for Seven!!!!!!!

Miguel played for Tony, then became a bench coach for Walt Jocketty’s (Tony’s Saint Louis GM) Reds. He then went to the Yankees front office / player development before Tony hired him as his bench coach in November 2020.

The woman in the red top in the front row on the Sox dugout side turned around and screamed at someone to shut the f*** up. A few minutes later there were four security guards, and she gawn. Update: She’s back. Wonder if she was being harassed.

Six for Six!!!!!!

Five for Five!!!!!

Earl Weaver among my favorite managers (Davey Johnson, Chuck Tanner and Jim Leyland the other three).

Romy!!!

Four for four!!!!

Sheets and Pollock shouldn’t be on the team in 2023.

AJ and Hawk should take over home broadcasts the rest of the season.

MLB will credit Tony with the award as they do all of Miguel Cairo’s victories until Tony retires.

Well, you got the stretch part right.

Cease is dominating the first two innings. Current pace is an under 90 pitch complete game shutout.

DFAing him and bringing up Colas would greatly improve Sox chances the next two seasons.

Jerry is frantically calling Tony begging he returns next week.

On the third day, Eloy resurrected from the dead.

Elvis scores first! Jose Abreu forever!!!

Dylan Cease on the mound. Vaughn and Sheets catching fly balls in the outfield. Simply glorious.

Choice dual simulcast: WFLD-TV (Mute) & Me-TV Radio 87.7 FM (Yacht Rock).