AssHatSoxFan

QUOTE(Flash Tizzle @ Aug 31, 2006 -> 01:12 PM) Anyone else watch the ESPN's introduction to the Tigers/Yankees game? I felt like vomiting with rage after the literal cheerleading for Derek Jeter as MVP. One of the announcers says, "as the season goes on, it looks more and more clear Derek Jeter is the MVP." It does? Apparently, Dye's accomplishments are ignored by half of the East Coast. I have no problem annointing the more deserving candidate MVP. But REGARDLESS of ridiculous intangibles such as "picking up teammates following Matsui and Sheffield leaving" or making a jump/flip to 1st base, the statistics should determine the true winner. These two announcers are slurping him to an almost shameful degree. Nothing I would love more than Jeter to go through a huge September slump. I'm looking for a situation where Jeter/Dye are compared on ESPN, and every category benefits Dye. Then I can laugh when someone says Jeter still deserves it. but ummmm i mean jermaine dye doesnt play the field i mean errr derek jeter has heart and well i mean he hasnt won an MVP yet so he totally deserves one moreso because of that

QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Aug 31, 2006 -> 07:21 AM) Filled up last night and it was 2.93 - shocked me as it was 3.05 a few days before. Why are the gas prices dropping so quickly and so much? end of summer mainly which means: -end of the summer travel season -end of special summer blends of gas which causes prices to be higher

QUOTE(Leonard Zelig @ Aug 30, 2006 -> 10:44 PM) Where was Rivera tonight? in the pen i guess torre didnt want to throw a pitcher twice today...oh wait proctor threw in game 1 too

a great new dusty quote: "Defensively, he's been the best since I've seen him. He's a true candidate for the Gold Glove, to me." -- Baker, on Ramirez, who has only 10 errors at third base this season after once being viewed as a defensive liability and just three years removed from a 35-error season

what about Iowans do they count as people?

I can join a league if you still need some people

how would we miss the playoffs by an odd number of games?

QUOTE(Steff @ Aug 29, 2006 -> 02:32 PM) I just went to Wendy's to pick up some lunch. I got a plain grilled chicken filet and a small chili and barely got them both down. The woman in front of me got a double cheesburger with bacon, a biggie size fry and drink, and a frosty. I would explode if I ate all that food. but you know what she was smart a got a diet drink i bet

i believe heads, that you are required to regale us with at least one drunken story

i paid $2.64 last wednesday then it promptly dropped to 2.59 on thursday seems to be holding around there for the indy area

here's the question: since there will no doubt be a drop after labor day due to decreased demand what kind of increase can we look forward to on labor day weekend?

you have to set an example early on otherwise what is the hope in enforcing this later in the year

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Aug 24, 2006 -> 03:45 PM) Anyone know how many pitches JG is at after 7? espn says 85

QUOTE(Steff @ Aug 24, 2006 -> 03:42 PM) Sigh... there's one in every crowd. hey im excited that we have those 2 out runs; it is usually other teams piling up them on us

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Aug 24, 2006 -> 03:38 PM) All 10 runs today have been scored with 2 outs.. ozuna's rbi was with 1 out

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Aug 24, 2006 -> 02:25 PM) Wow...web gem for Brian Anderson. Outstanding!!! mack wouldve had that

QUOTE(SnB @ Aug 24, 2006 -> 01:11 PM) What was the thing that helped kids remember the planets? I remember learning it by some sentence about pickles, My Very Excited Mother Just Served Us Nine... no longer Pizzas

better start printing up those new science textbooks

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Aug 24, 2006 -> 12:54 PM) St Louis designated Timo Perez for assignment yesterday, our CF back up problems are solved! dont forget DH while thome is injured

sara lee owns hanes which makes underwear and they dont make cookies themselves more along the lines of cheescakes, pies, breads, bagels...i worked at a sara lee outlet store so i know too much about the company

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Aug 24, 2006 -> 10:29 AM) We were just watching that last night. I kind of want to see it again right meow. let the thread hijacking begin...beerfest is out tomorrow as well!

do i look all nimby bimbly, am i drinking milk out of a saucer?

it must be steroids...give the test to bonds!

QUOTE(Mr. Showtime @ Aug 22, 2006 -> 12:20 PM) Oh yes, I must be mistaken. Kids, I'm gonna go out and spray paint DX on the stop sign by my house. DX-DX-DX~! dont forget to crotch chop people and tell them to "suck it"

QUOTE(Mr. Showtime @ Aug 22, 2006 -> 12:07 PM) Meltzer was saying Foley was going to take time off here again. So, it takes Mic off tv, and gives him an angle when he returns. Melina turning Foley turns him face again, although you can argue if he ever really turned anyway. The whole DX thing is lame. how can you sat that doesnt everyone loves some rebellion and green paint