zach23

I used to live right near there by 60th and Central. I now live in Lockport which isnt too far away. I would meet up there with some people.

But girls with big asses could just be terrorists hiding bombs in their pants to kill you. You will need to put up a wall to keep them away from you.

Fat Bottomed Girls Are you gonna take me home tonight ? Ah down beside that red firelight Are you gonna let it all hang out ? Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin' world go round Hey I was just a skinny lad Never knew no good from bad But I knew life before I left my nursery - huh Left alone with big fat Fanny She was such a naughty nanny Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me Hey hey! Wooh I've been singing with my band Across the wire across the land I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey But their beauty and their style Went kind of smooth after a while Take me to them dirty ladies everytime C'mon Oh won't you take me home tonight ? Oh down beside your red firelight Oh and you give it all you got Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Hey listen here Now I got mortgages on homes I got stiffness in ma' bones Ain't no beauty Queens in this locality (I tell you) Oh but I still get my pleasure Still get my greatest treasure Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me Now get this Oh (I know) you gonna take me home tonight (please) Oh down beside that red firelight Are you gonna let it all hang out ? Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round yeah Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Get on your bikes and ride Ooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls Fat bottomed girls Yeah yeah yeah Alright, ride 'em, c'mon Fat bottomed girls - yes yes

Did you forget already, you aren't an assbag, you just have a big ass.

He just left it for good for the second time. He is doing a Michael Jordan retirement from the thread.

Was that during the time of: Pilate and his sidekick, Biggus Dickus

All in all this is all just bricks in the wall.......

Estes pitching in Coors? I hope they stock up on baseballs.

Olivo for Jenna Jameson. She probably can't hit or catch well, but we already know she can handle a Koch. Plus, we get the added bonus of watching her squat for 9 innings.

Stop making Italians look bad you racist!

You need to learn to keep your big ass out of trouble.

For a guy who is done with this thread and not posting on it anymore, you sure do post a lot on it.

The Sunday 2PM starts are good. More time to shake off the hangover.....ummm...I mean easier to make it to church.

Do you play keno on Wednesday nights there at the old folks home, or is that bingo night?

The Chicago Intellectuals is the local pro Scrabble team. They have a cheap owner also. He hinders the team's success by refusing to buy any vowels.

Naked Raygun, "Wonder Beer" Drunk again -- not a weekend Isn't life a f***in' ball? Should have read all the writing on the wall Pissed again -- one more loose end Ever see such a f***in' gall? But I'm laughing at angels as they fall Drunk again -- not a weekend My insides feel black and blue Will this healing elixir pull me through Drunk again -- where is Lou Reed? Come on Iggy -- tell me true Wish Roy Orbison could tell me what to do (chorus) So I'll drink To the wonder, while I wander If there are gods they must be drunk Rev'ling in the madness you and I So I'll wonder, while I wander If there are gods they must be drunk Rev'ling in the madness you and I Drunk again not a weekend Give me needles -- sleep on pins As I long for the sweet Bacchanalian din Damned again -- since that weekend From too much adrenalin hide my eyes and take two more aspirin (chorus) Drunk again -- not a weekend Pagan alchoholiday Cheer and beer hounds -- that still keep me at bay Drunk again -- till the binge ends My glass fortress my mainstay And the wonder of each new sordid day

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Sounds like David Hasselhoff could be a Brazilian cop.

Then they must also have laws on the books for wedgies, wet willies, and purple nurples. Maybe the Brazilian courts have a special "Pranks and Nuisances" division.

If flipping the bird gets you 2 years, I bet mooning someone in Brazil would get you the death penalty.

Get a room you two.

Slow at work today and I was bored.

So if the cubs are now a lot closer and on the verge of greatness, then by your logic, the "I'll keep going to Wrigley even if they stink year after year" attitude has paid off for them. They had to sit through a lot of crap, but now according to you they have the only team in town. So wouldn't that mean doing the opposite and not showing up would have kept them from increasing payroll and adding key players to plug holes? Is it possible that all those seasons of 2 million+ fans since the 80's have given the team the luxury of adding whomever they want? So you are mad that the team across town is plugging holes and doing more than ours to make it to the World Series, but you are saying we should not be like them and support the team in good times and bad? Is there any guarantee the sox will even be supported when they win? The Sox were winning the division in 2000 and the place was empty in September. I was at most of the games and thought maybe I was watching a team that was out of the race. Last season, the series against the Twins in September barely broke 30,000 for two of the games, and the other two were less than 30,000. If it is true that people will show up when they win, why not a sellout during games when you are playing your rival for first place in September? The team up north is kicking our team's ass at the gate year after year. And yeah, most of them might be people that don't know the score of the game, but they are spending money. They are packing the place without selling half-price tickets two days a week. Thus, the team has money to increase payroll. Sox fans can keep staying away in droves in hopes to exact revenge on ownership, and the media will be able to show more shots of empty seats and blame it all on the park, neighborhood, color of the sky above the Cell, etc. The casual fans will see that and continue to go elsewhere. Sorry, but there are not enough diehards to draw 2.5 to 3 million fans a season, you have to attract some of the people that are there just to be there. Face it, the Sox have a payroll like a small market team because they draw like a small market team. Yeah I know, if JR sells everyone will go flocking back to the park. What happens if a new owner does spend money and it is a situation like the Mets, high salaried players who wind up sucking? More b****ing and no-shows due to a sucky team and the cycle starts again. High payroll doesn't guarantee winning. Just my opinion, and I am not saying the fans do not have a right to complain, stay home, boo, whatever. It just seems like a contradiction to say the fans up north are fools for showing up and then lament that our team does not have the same options when it comes to payroll. Some day when the team is contracted we will all have something new to b**** about finally.

I predict that Early Wynn will still be dead in 2004.