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And 100% wuss.

Yeah, that sucked. And Bob was wearing all black that day too.

No Soxfest for you?! Gonna miss you there, hope I see you on opening day to tailgate in the cold and rain again.

Same here, at least this time it won't be 110 degrees.

Jim Marrs writes some interseting books on this. A lot of far fetched conspiracy stuff, but it is interesting reading and makes you wonder. Link

I will be there all three days. I can do a bar meeting on Friday, but on Saturday I will have my laptop with me and have to head up to the room to work at 9PM. I can probably head back down Saturday night around 11PM and hang out until 1AM when I have to go back online to test stuff. So I can't drink much Saturday. I don't plan on staying there long on Sunday, but will meet for breakfast in the hotel restaurant.

You have to close your eyes and imagine them.

This guy maybe? Benjamin Arnold

I have "I'm your Captain" by Grand Funk Railroad stuck in my head.

I give a s*** what you think. I just found it funny, that's all. Hope you had pleasure reading it.

If you didn't care about the thread, why select it?

This:

Depends on what I am shopping for. Groceries are usually a check, small items cash, and big things like TV's or furniture I credit card it and pay it off when the statement comes. Of course when I buy crack, pot, or heroin I always barter by offering up one of my women like Snoop Dawg.

Parisi's......damn do they make good burgers. And the 1 lb. bag of fries is a great deal. I used to go to Vaughans on 65th and Central a lot, they sponsored the baseball team I play for. Dennis the bartender is real cool and a big Sox fan.

That's not too far from me. It is a nice town, I really like it here. I lived in Chicago for all of my 36 years, so being out here in the wide open spaces is a big change for me. I grew up in Bridgeport, walking distance from Comiskey. The thing I miss most about the old neighborhood is the food, not quite the same stuff out here.

Well, there is his 3rd retirement from this thread.

Maybe the Rockies' plan is to get the other team tired out from constantly swinging the bats and running the bases in the first game of a series, and then beat them the next 2 games.

That lady from Romper room must be nervous right now.

Flash was a question mark too. Last year a lot of people were pissed when he was signed because of his history of injury.

E.U. The Butt Alright. Come on. Sing it one time (Yeah-ee yeah. Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee Yeah) Sing! Ow! (Yeah-ee yeah. Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee Yeah) Ha! Ha! Walked in this place surprised to see A big girl gettin´ busy, just rockin´ to the go-go beat The way she shook her booty sho´ looked good to me I said, ´Come here, big girl, won´t you rock my world Show that dance to me.´ She was CHORUS: Doin´ the butt. Hey pretty, pretty When you get that notion, put your backfield in motion, hey Doin´ the butt. Hey sexy, sexy Ain´t nothing wrong, if you wanna do the butt all night long (Hey yeah-ee yeah. Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee Yeah) Ow, what you gonna do about it (Yeah-ee yeah. Yeah-ee) Shake it! (Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee Yeah) I took that girl out on the floor She rocked me from the backside We did the butt til it made me sore Now, it´s a physical thing, but not hard to do You just shake-a shake shake shake Shake-a shake shake Doin´ the butt the whole night through, come on CHORUS That´s right! Shake your butt. Come on! Gimme that butt! Gimme that butt! Tanya got a big ol´ butt (oh yeah?) Theresa got a big ol´ butt (oh yeah?) Irene got a big ol´ butt (oh yeah?) Melissa got a big ol´ butt now And Sonya got a big ol´ butt (oh yeah?) And Shirley got a big ol´ butt (oh yeah?) Ol´ Tammy got a bubble butt (oh yeah?) Steff got a big ol' butt (oh yeah?) Little Keisha got a big ol´ butt, now, gimme the butt! (Yeah-ee yeah. Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee Yeah) I´m gonna drop you lines, before we set up We´re screamin´ at girls with the big ol´ butt, sing it (Yeah-ee yeah. Yeah-ee) Ow! (Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee Yeah) I want your butt. That butt. That big ol´ big ol´ butt. Ow!

No, I am extremely bored.

50 Cent No Mercy, No Fear Fat b**** (feat. G-Unit) We over here... with some fat chicks [50] Nah, I don't be f***in wit them fat b****es That's Yayo [Chorus] Don't be stuck on the things they say now you know it's a nasty world (you know it's a nasty world) I ain't f***in wit you anyway cause I know your a nasty girl (know your a nasty girl) I ain't never gon discriminate so let me compliment your eyes (compliment my eyes) Yeah, It's nothin' but a little baby phat phat [50] Them Twinkies got your ass gettin' fat fat Them cookies got your ass gettin' fat fat That paint got your ass gettin' fat fat b**** you grown, that ain't baby fat fat In the gym I see your ass up on the stair master But you got it on level 2, b**** go a little faster Look girl I ain't gon lie, I'll tell you how I feel They should hand cuff your big ass to the treadmill You wanna work out now, cause you know its gettin' hot And your big ass fin to pop all up out the halter top Find the right chick, wearing some tight s***, and it's on See your ass wearing some tight s***, we like 'She wrong' [Chorus] Don't be stuck on the things they say now you know it's a nasty world (know it's a nasty world) I ain't f***in wit you anyway cause I know your a nasty girl - You's a nasty girl (know your a nasty girl) I ain't never gon discriminate so let me compliment your eyes (compliment my eyes) [50] Yeah, you got some nice eyes, but you's a big b**** man Yeah, It's nothin' but a little baby phat phat That Burger King dun got your ass fat fat McDonald's dun got your ass fat fat That Dominos dun got your ass fat fat Yeah, It's nothin' but a little baby phat phat [Lloyd Banks] I like 'em slim in the waste, curves in the right place A b**** wit hips, lips, and a nice face Your appetite'll put a dent up in a n**** salary You need to stop burnin that weed, and burn a calorie Your attitude is like you always have gear You got a pony tail, you ain't always have hair I just wanna see your Capri's comin' down Mami we run the town, stay away if you 300 pounds [Chorus] Don't be stuck on the things they say now you know it's a nasty world (know it's a nasty world) I ain't f***in wit you anyway cause I know your a nasty girl - You's a nasty girl (know your a nasty girl) I ain't never gon discriminate so let me compliment your eyes [50] I'll say something nice about ya eyes, cause you's a big b**** man Yeah, It's nothin' but a little baby phat phat Them Entenmann's dun got your ass fat fat Them Little Debbie's dun got your ass fat fat These cup cakes dun got your ass fat fat Yeah, It's nothin' but a little baby phat phat [Tony Yayo] I ain't no trick, I ain't have to borrow with my wallet Freakin' off in your car, on your closet It ain't nothing wrong wit a big, strong girl If you can cook your ass off, I'll give you the world You can be skinny or fat, white or black n**** pussy is pussy so, yeah, I'll hit that I'm a freak, sure I love minage a trois And I really care lees if you twice my size [Chorus] Don't be stuck on the things they say now you know it's a nasty world ' It's a nasty world I ain't f***in wit you anyway cause I know your a nasty girl - You's a nasty girl I ain't never gon discriminate, so let me compliment your eyes [50] I'm a compliment your eyes Yayo'll f*** wit you big b****es but I'm a stay the f*** away from ya Them Twinkies got your ass gettin' fat fat Them cookies got your ass gettin' fat fat That paint got your ass gettin' fat fat b**** you grown, that ain't baby fat fat Stay the f*** away from, you f***in fat b**** f*** wit Tony Yayo, ho

The way this is going you may need to move it to SL&P and rename it "The ass thread".

Lil' Jon & The East Side Boyz song lyrics Get Crunk Who U Wit Da Album Bounce Dat Ass Get the f*** out the way, cause here they come Them hoes shakin' that ass Get the f*** out the way, cause here they come Them hoes shakin' that ass [Hook] Bounce that ass hoe Bounce, bounce, bounce that ass hoe Bounce, bounce, bounce that ass hoe Bounce, bounce, bounce that ass hoe Now that drop that s*** Drop, drop, drop that s*** Drop, drop, drop that s*** Drop, drop, drop that s*** Drop that s*** [Verse 1] Get yo ass to the floor and shake ya rump [Repeat 3x's] Shake, shake, shake, shake [Repeat 3x's] Bounce yo ass to the beat while you touch yo feet [Repeat 3x's] Pop that thang and roll with it [Repeat 3x's] [Hook] [Chyna Whyte] I'ma shake-shake it like I wanna Bounce-bounce it on the floor make you see I wanna Walk-walk it like a dog right there on the corner Make you say 'Who that girl with that Thug Life tatted on her' See people want it ha that's how we do Screamin' 'Ahh-yah-ya-yah' me and my crew Live in a zoo That why I got a strap too Twurk that ass if I want blow a bag boo And act a donkey, act a monkey Get a fifth of gin to see this chick get funky like a junkie Show what this raw darlin' 6 years of hustlin', see where it brought me This ghetto monkey, I'm livin' lawless Livin' life is the hardest Tryin' to live marvelous in a world full of garbage I'ma talk it If you don't want it, don't start it Cause I'ma put it down the way you want it n**** [Hook] Get the f*** out the way, cause here they come Them hoes shakin' that ass Get the f*** out the way, cause here they come Them hoes shakin' that ass Get the f*** out the way, cause here they come Them hoes shakin' that ass Get the f*** out the way, cause here they come Them hoes shakin' that ass [Hook] B-B-Bounce that ass hoe (Shake, shake, shakin' that ass) B-B-Bounce that ass hoe (Shake, shake, shakin' that ass) B-B-Bounce that ass hoe (Shake, shake, shakin' that ass) B-B-Bounce that ass B-B-Bounce that ass [REPEAT] B-B-Bounce that ass hoe

Only teasing ya cuz I know it ain't true. If you have a big ass, then I must have the moon strapped to my hips.