zach23

I'm off to the game anyway, Steff, you deal with him. I don't "deal" with anyone on this topic. If people don't believe I am who I am and know who I know I say screw it. I just had this very conversation with a players fiance just last week. She gets s*** all the time from people not believing she even knows him.. how f***ing retarded is that? Exactly, why fight with you about it?

I don't know ncorgbl personally, I have only read what he has posted since I discovered the ever exciting world of message boards back in early 2000. What I don't understand is why some people are so hell bent on exposing him as a fraud and fighting with him about everything he posts. If you don't beleive he is who he claims, then ignore him. This is the same as with HSC and Steff. I have met both of them and they are wonderful people. I would sit and enjoy a game with either of them anytime. If you don't beleive the inside information they post, then just say you disagree and let it go. What good does it do anybody to fight to the death to prove them wrong? I will give them the benefit of the doubt and thank them for providing what they can to us. If what they post here doesn't happen, so what? Is it really impacting your life that much? Lighten up and just take life as it is once in awhile. Everything doesn't have to be such a war, it's only baseball.

I have never returned any of mine for a refund, but I bet if you complained loud enough to enough people they probably would. They could always just sell them to people looking for upgrade tickets. I know it is possible to trade your tickets in for better seats and pay the difference. Those upgrade tickets could very well be season ticket holders that returned their seats for refunds.

Don't forget to bring earplugs to drown out the toothless crack addict that is the "face" and "voice" of the cubs.

Don't head injuries suck?

I have ignored those for 35 years. I just consider those to be a suggestion, not an order. Kinda like a yellow light or a stop sign.

Congrats. I am still trying to graduate from Clown College, but I keep failing the clown car final exam. I have shamed my family, since most graduated as top Bozo in the past. My future looks dim and I may turn out to only be a rodeo clown assitant or street mime.

Got boner?

How about a promo where the Ligue's come out and beat Harry Potter with his own magic wand.

A lot of the crap they sell there looks like old clothes I wore in the 70's. I wish I would have saved all my worn out old shirts and pants and sold them to gullible people for $100 a pop. My "Mr. Bill" T-Shirt collection could have been worth a fortune right now, and I bet I could have sold some old brown corduroy pants with holes in the pockets for a good buck. Stupid trendy crap. Bunch of people paying tons of money for rags that I threw away in the 70's. Mindless sheep.

You are correct!

Free defibrilators to the first 10,000.

I really hate tin foil.

Maybe when Carlos gets in the bedroom he becomes disoriented the same way he does inside the twinkie dome.

So you won't come tailgate with me on Elvis night? Damn you!

Enjoy it. Someday you might not have any time for being bored.

I wrote all kinds of "nice" things on it. I was going to drop it in an All Star ballot box and hope the person collecting them is a Corky Sosa fan, but I was too lazy to walk the extra 100 ft. or so to get to one on the way out. Maybe tonight I will drop it in. Huge said I should hand it to a passing scrub fan. Lord knows there are plenty roaming the Cell this year. I think the number of scrub fans in the Cell being obnoxious is directly related to the scrub's place in the standings. just mail it to shamme in c/o wrigley field.. .he will love it im sure with all the writing on it.........should make his day...............lmao... or better yet send it to chimp so he will have something to talk about in his next broadcast............. tell him its an actual autographed card.......maybe he will frame it........ I left it in the ballot box last night after consuming some $1 hotdogs.

I wrote all kinds of "nice" things on it. I was going to drop it in an All Star ballot box and hope the person collecting them is a Corky Sosa fan, but I was too lazy to walk the extra 100 ft. or so to get to one on the way out. Maybe tonight I will drop it in. Huge said I should hand it to a passing scrub fan. Lord knows there are plenty roaming the Cell this year. I think the number of scrub fans in the Cell being obnoxious is directly related to the scrub's place in the standings.

Do all that and then offer free funnel cakes to everyone over 30 that wears glasses. Life would be really good.

Nah, I know you didn't give a s***. Just messing with ya. Just like I didn't give a s*** that I was banned. Gave me a chance to come back from the grave as "RemainsofZach23" and have some fun.

I posted the gif, and now it is gone.

Ms. Jackson..... if you're nasty.

Both?

Janet Jackson.

Yay!