zach23

So I am sitting out in the bleachers watching the Sox get pasted last night and I got a hankerin for a snack around the top of the 8th. I went and bought a bag of Cracker Jack and was excited to see what fabulous prize would await me inside. When I got back to my seat and looked, it turned out to be a Corky Sosa miniature baseball card. What the f***. :fyou

Quick, someone find the KW gif so I can post it and have him ban me. It will be like the old days.

Let's talk about robots.

And you would get about half that taking the lump sum. Taking the lump sum and then taking out the taxes, you would probably get about 45 million.

Yep, no more juiced bats or body. Plus, since the cork incident he has done his moronic hop 3 times on balls that didn't leave the park. Would have been priceless to see him thrown out at 2B in last nights game after hopping and the ball only going to the wall. No cork or steroids means the ball doesn't carry that extra 10 feet or so for the HR.

You know what's even sadder? The fact that White Sox fans have been involved in NONE of the above. Not completely true. The "flying" Ligue family said they were Sox fans.

Joe Nossek

Shockingly, Mariotti has been ripping him too. Isn't it amazing that they have no problem showing footage over and over of the fans on the field at the cell, but when it happens somewhere else (The guy going after Brian Jordan in L.A., and this one in Baltimore) they won't show it so as not to promote others doing the same? Plus, whenever someone does run on the field or hit someone with a cell phone (Oakland and Wrigley) they always bring up the incidents at the cell during the report and again show the footage.

Can't take credit for what I did not do. It was sent to me by a coworker, not sure where she got it.

Can't go tonight. I will be there tomorrow and Thursday. I think Thursday I may see how many $1 hotdogs I can eat.

UPI 6/10/2003 At Atlanta's Hartsfield Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious "Al-Gebra" movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Metaphor for the Sox season?

Yeah, I heard you say that.

1979 - Kevin Bell and Harry Chappas were awesome. Disco records were blown up. 1976 - Bicentennial fever with Bucky Dent. 1980 - Rockin in the new decade with Jim Morrison at 2B. Lamar Johnson visited my little league and my mom asked him why the Sox couldn't beat the lowly Mariners. His response......"Stop picking on us lady".

I heard you near the end of the interview. You sounded "doable".

Will the real Corky please stand up.

We only had a few.

Sox are doing their usual roll over and play dead routine for the tribe now. Whenever down late, this team just gives up.

Tell the truth, ever since you were labeled "doable" you feel you are too good to hang out with us "non-doable" types.

Welcome to "Saved By The Bell: The Pornographic Years".

My pants were lowered for a brown alert after lunch. Initially I thought it would only be a yellow alert, but the refried beans elevated it to brown.

Eddie ain't getting outsourced either. After today I am not an employee of the same company as him, I just sit in the same cube and do the same job while someone else pays me. Eventually I will be somewhere else doing something else. To hell with bagels anyway, I would rather have free Krispy Kremes. mmmmmmm.......Krispy Kreme

Free bagels?

The funnel cakes come with chocolate toppings now......damn that sounds good. mmmmmmmm.......tasty funnel cakes.

I always keep the faith, anything can happen. If they do win it, it makes it that much sweeter.