zach23

I think home field advantage should go to the team with the best overall record. In the case of a tie then it goes to the team with the best interleague record. If still tied then use something like best average margin of victory. A lot of teams are out of the race by the All-Star break and starting to look to dump players. The game may be in the hands of players who won't be in the World Series anyway. Why have them decide who gets home field advantage? Or, what if a guy from a lousy team that isn't going anywhere gets the hit to win the game, then 2 weeks later he is traded to a team in the other league that makes the W.S.? Now he wound up actually screwing his team without knowing it. Plus, what if the managers of the All-Star game are on teams that are out of it? This year it is Scosia and Baker. If the Angels and cubs are buried in last place in July (the cubs should be) then where is their incentive to win the game at all cost? I say just leave it as is. If it is tied after 9 innings then have a home run contest or something to decide it.

"What you talkin' about Willis?"

Can you introduce me to your friend? The one in blue on the left. who the person wearing the red hat????? He is wearing a Meat Hat.

Can you introduce me to your friend? The one in blue on the left. That's Ali Landy from the Doritos commercials. I don't think I have the looks or the money to be any more of an aquaintance than the guys that wash her car or take care of her lawn.

I hear that her hair and false eyelashes will be given their own cell.

Any word on if Herm Schneider will be there? I want to get my case of Slim Fast signed.

Oh joy, can I be a guest again? I will bring more Krispy Kremes.

I'm going to ask him: Who does your hair? Where's the beef? Why are you such a f***ing assbag? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop? Where does the time go? Where have all the flowers gone? Do you know the way to San Jose? Why don't we do it in the road? Who has money for beer? Why are you such a f***ing assbag? Where's Waldo? Who shot J.R.? Why are you such a f***ing assbag? Where do we go from here now that all of the children are growing up? Why do fools fall in love? Why are you such a stupid f***ing assbag? Can I borrow 50 cents to get a coke? Do you like eggs? Why are you such a pathetic, stupid, moronic assbag? Does this jacket make me look fat?

Why'd you quit eating olives? I really like green olives a whole hell of a lot. They are damn tasty....I don't think I'll ever give them up....not even after chewing on aluminum foil. That will make me want to eat them more. I read an article that excessive olive eating over a long period of time could impair ones ability to remember where they parked their car or how to tie their shoes. So I decided to quit. I tried going "cold turkey", chewing "olive" falvored gum, and wearing the "olive patch" on my testicles, but none worked. I even went so far as to visit a "Ranch Dressing" clinic once a day to kick the habit. The Ranch dressing helped me stay off olives for about a month, but then I fell off the wagon and was right back on olives. The aluminum foil finally saved me from the evil temptress that is the olive. With her gentle green texture and enticing flavorful pit, she has driven many poor souls to an early grave. It starts off innocently when someone offers you a few at a holiday party. Soon you start "experimenting" with them on pizza or by putting them in a taco salad. Before you know it, you are hooked and you spend every waking moment craving olives. You steal from your family to afford the imported olives that provide a better "pit high". Pretty soon olives are not enough and you try other condiments like sardines and anchovies. I once knew a guy so strung out on olives and anchovies that he thought he was being followed by men named Floyd that wanted to steal his pancreas. He still won't leave his house and has been shunned by society. Beware the olive my friend. She may seem sweet, but too soon she will rob you of your youth and leave you in the gutter like a rotting lump of liver sausage pate.

Oooh, that one stings! I'm just ignoring it. Just like I ignore the bandwagon losers that flock to watch the tampons on ice when they are here.

You should have been at the bar that night. She was smoking cigars. Don't f*** with HSC, she'll kill ya!

Talk KW into wearing a Dead Wing jersey and I will rush him too.

Well combined with what cerb said, the fact that hes about 40, the fact that he gets beaten by his wife (not that Im sexist, I just like tough hardass people, probably because Im a hardass myself) and the fact that we beat the s*** outta him earlier this season makes me now want him here at all. We can do without Finley. Maybe Person, Hermansen or JB, but not Chuck. His wife would probably beat your ass too. I know my wife would. I would bet HSC could slap a knot on your head too.

I will be there Saturday too. Maybe I will bump into you. Since I will not be wearing any, ahem, hockey gear but only WS stuff, will you talk to me at SoxFest? Yes, but if you are wearing a certain hockey jersey I will rush you and knock you down.

Me too.

Try chewing aluminum foil. That ought to do it. I decided to try and quit eating olives a few years ago and chewing aluminum foil helped take away the olive cravings. I haven't had an olive since then. Or just hit your head on cement when you get the urge to smoke. That technique helped me quit talking to myself.

I walk around in my boxer shorts even when friends and relatives are visiting. Hell with them.

I will be there Saturday too. Maybe I will bump into you.

Like..... oh my god. I was like just talking about this during study and like here comes this one girl that says that she is like all that and I said "no way" and she still said she was. And then after school she like totally was rude and started all this stuff with me and my friends outside the Dairy Queen and then like here comes her friend who is so like still 1999 and all and she starts to tell us that she is all that too. "Like...whatever" I said and then they got all like "Yeah...right". Then like here comes Sarah's mom to pick us up for soccer practice and we all just said "Laterz" and left them there. Oh my god isn't Josh Hartnett just the bomb!

I will be there.

The deadwings fans that invade the United Center are just like the cub fans I endure during the Sox-cubs games. Just as annoying. Any fans that take it upon themselves to declare their city "Hockeytown" (shouldn't a place like Montreal be "Hockeytown" ) are just as arrogant and annoying as the turds that fawn over the ivy-covered septic tank up north. I miss the days of the old stadium when someone wearing a deadwing jersey would be dealt with harshly. Sorry, cw, you are a good friend but my hatred of the deadwings is as deep as the scrubs.

A blues fan is almost as bad as a dead wings fan. A deadwing fan is the same thing as a cub fan. Those two teams are about tied in level of hatred I have for them. And the hatred for the deadwings goes back to when they were yearly cellar dwelers in the Norris division.

They could call that a "Protein shot and a beer". Maybe that should be listed here http://www.dirty-proverbs.com/prov.php?show=all

I quit this game. I'll jerk off and buy my own beer. Cheaper, a lot less hassle, and still achieves the same end result.

Damn, and here I am getting you a Red Wings t shirt Go ahead and get me one. I will use it to wipe my ass and then I will take it out to my brothers house to burn it. After burning it I will piss on the ashes.