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How about if I just walk over there and fart?

He will be eating those words.....along with a few dozen donuts and a couple of Whoppers.

This is the one that follows post 199 and precedes post 201. This is of course not intended to be confused with any V.F.W. post numer, such as V.F.W. post 753. This post is twice as great as post 100 but only half as good as post 400 will be. If you divide this post into quarters you will have 4 groups of 50 posts. Of course all of this is really only 1's and 0's anyway, so in reality this post is 1100 1000 and is filled with stuff like 10010000100100111100111110010111111. That is all for post 200. I hate post 200, because it is silly. Please delete post 200 before it taints post 201 which will be a magnificent post worthy of all praise and glory.

No I am not, but I always make the top 10 when the "Order of the Oddfellows" votes for the sexiest men of the year.

I still think they should go with Vivid video. The marketing possibilities are endless.

Hey, I'm all bling bling with the 2-way and my beoches. I told my wife to shizza my nizza if she thiks I'm gonna play all that. Then my G beeped me on the 2-way and we scored some 40's of OE and went downtown to find some more beeoches and tap dat ass. Yesterday while watching a commercial for Snoop Dawg's "Doggy Style Girls Gone Wild", I asked my wife if she thinks that when telemarketers call his house do they ask for "Mr. Dawg". I got the same eye roll I always seem to get. "Hello Mr. Dawg? This is Rick from AT&T. I'm calling about your long distance service, I think we can save you some money" "Damn G. I aint got time to be playin wit yall. I got me some beoches to pimp." Word!

RPS has a bong?

That's funny, Huge has the Sox logo tatooed on his calf.

You can interview me.

Yes it does. Scary isn't it? It is a challenge to go through life looking like Skippy from "Family Ties". "Alex, where is Mallory"?

Dude, I love the jacket. Yeah, wish I still had it. It was destroyed in an accident back in the late 80's.

I will be there Friday night and Saturday. Look for a guy wearing a Konerko road jersey that looks like this, but wearing glasses: I will be with a very large man. If I am talking to myself when you approach, then please do so with caution. If I am eating chocolate make sure to keep your arms and legs at a distance. If I am drinking something that has a high alcohol content, do not make direct eye contact or any sudden movements. If you have funnel cakes, please give me one.

He is like a windsock. He changes his direction as often as the wind. Shoot me an email before Friday. I will give you the number to my 2-way pager. That is the best way to get in touch with me.

Can we get oldroman to make another name change to "Windsock"?

I like lists too. Here is one of mine: nails futon the Netherlands peas large empty boxes tubs of goo flatulent otters in peanut oil bikinis Dorf on Valium my pants the Larch the mystique of Bobo Brazil That is a mighty fine list. Correct me if I am wrong but I think you forgot peanut butter and nana samiches. Nah, those suck.

Yeah, the Sox are the "Jan Brady's" of MLB. Always overlooked in favor of their shallow, snotty, underachieving sister.

Or the early stages of a mid-life crisis.

I think this would be one of them:

Is he on the roster? If so we should have quite an advantage.

I like lists too. Here is one of mine: nails futon the Netherlands peas large empty boxes tubs of goo flatulent otters in peanut oil bikinis Dorf on Valium my pants the Larch the mystique of Bobo Brazil That is a mighty fine list.

Well, the protests give these guys something to do: Hey kids, who wants a "Bong Pop"?

Yep, I will be there. Either coming in my SUV or huge's big giant Ram pickup. Want to meet for a whale sandwich? I don't care what you drive down in - and I thought you only ate those deep fried fat things covered with podwer suger that they sell at Comiskey! They sell whales covered in sugar at Comiskey?

Or, People Emulating Total Assholes

Yep, I will be there. Either coming in my SUV or huge's big giant Ram pickup. Want to meet for a whale sandwich?

Wouldn't "Raider fan" and "f***ing retard" be redundent? Do the Raiders have any fans that don't look like gang bangers or biker outlaws? I just laugh that all those goofs with the big apocolyptic costumes had to walk out of there looking like total idiots with that s*** on after their team got pummeled. That's why you don't dress like a member of "Gwar" to go to a football game. Just wear the jersey and leave it at that.