zach23

No. The only time I would save some whale is for leftovers. The dinosaurs went extinct and we got by without them, who needs a bunch of blubbery fish? If the whale wants to survive then let it adapt and toughen up like the roach or the aligator. f*** whales, they are the big fat sissies of the sea. They deserve to be pushed around.

Thank you for the sarcasm, Zach. But even conservative pundit, Bill O'Reilly said that SUV's need to be better made and more regulated to get more gas mileage and be built more safely (did you see that part too, Baggio?...cuz for like one of the rare times, I actually agreed with him, haha) No sarcasm, I love my SUV. I have a 2000 Olds Bravada with lots of goodies and I love it.

I love my SUV, so f*** the ELF. If I had the money I would by another one too. In the summer time one of my favorite activities is to run my gas mower and spray aerosol products outside while burning styrofoam on my charcoal grill. I love my SUV. I love my 60 inch TV. I love every modern convienence and gadget I own. I eat meat because animals are tasty. I don't wear fur though, because I am not a pimp. I'm still in the pimp apprentice program, so maybe one day I will have to wear fur, but I'm really trying to get around it because Chinchilla and Rabbit make me look fat. I will continue to live how I want and have a damn good f***ing time doing so. i have worked hard and nothing was given to me. Someday I will be dead and none of this s*** will matter anyway. Mabye I will get hit by a truck or train in my SUV and die screaming while tasting my own blood. So be it. Or maybe I will choke on a huge chunk of T-bone steak and collapse face first into my last meal. So be it. Or, maybe I will have a massive grabber while banging the living s*** out of some 25 year old co-ed when I'm 80. If that one happens, look for the end of the world to follow because I think that may be one of the signs of the apocolypse. Or, maybe I will be like 80% of the other average Joe Americans that have come before and after me and spend my life working 40 hours a week to support a family while living in a decent home and trying to enjoy life however and wherever I can, until one day I'm dead and the rest of the world moves on. f*** it, I don't care. Maybe tonight I will get drunk, have a nice cigar, eat a big steak and beat off to some of the free porn I'm stealing off the sattelite dish. Life is good.

It was so smart to let Amonte walk and give his money to this asshole.

Zach.. just don't go to bed Friday night Those days are long gone. It hurts to do that now. I did too much damage to myself in the 80's and now I am paying for it.

not even if we have eggs? No, not even for eggs. I am not staying at the hotel, but huge, my brother, and myself should be there around the time it starts. I will see if we can get there earlier, but who wants to get up that early on a Saturday?

Breakfast!? I ain't getting up that f***ing early!

I plan on being there for the opening on Friday. I don't know of any official meeting places or times, but I am hoping on bumping into hsc, cwsox, and any others that will be there.

Sorry, I just can't get interested in the Wolves. Minor league teams just have no appeal to me. Plus, when I pick a team I stick with them no matter what.

It would be cool if he can teach Garland to speak Spanish.

I love the Hawks, but they just had a four year span where they were one of the worst teams in hockey (1997-2001). That isn't consistently productive.

Sortir de ma chienne de siège.

Not stupidity. Probably just over-excited and you missed it.

No, look closer cw. "Hernandez was obtained from the Yankees, along with cash considerations, for pitcher Antonio Osuna and minor-league pitcher Delvis Lantigua."

No more Rockmeister? Well, now our hot Koch can give relief to our swollen Colon.

Yeah, sometimes.

I am a little overweight right now, but I don't have a bad back. I could probably do as well as David Wells did.

That's how I spend a cold winter's day. Besides sitting in dark room with a bottle of Night Train listening to Tom Waits, my other favorite winter activities are: Watching jello freeze. Producing musicals where the performers are all inanimate objects. Last week I did "Guys and Dolls" with leftover foods from the holidays. Nathan Detroit was played by a ham bone and an unwanted fruitcake gave a four star performance as Sarah Brown. The whole production was done inside a Nativity scene manger. Randomly exposing body parts to frosbite. Quietly meditating and contempalting the genius of the "Cannonball Run" films. Continuing my project to develop a more efficient and cheaper source of Oxygen and eliminate our foreign dependance on air. Raising the roof, "Gangsta style". I'm not sure exactly how this is supposed to be done, but I put on a lot of my wife's jewelry and strut around the house with a beer while calling her and the dogs my beyoches. After I am called a dork and sent outside to shovel snow, I tell all the neighbors that I'm down with that and can hook them up. They nod and I go back inside to watch TV.

Who is bashing him?

I wonder how much it was for?

to put on some Tom Waits. Cold weather, being drunk, and listening to some Tom Waits. His music isn't the same in the summer. Give me a Winchester rifle and a whole box of shells Blow the roof off the goat barn, let it roll down the hill The piano is firewood, Times Square is a dream I find we'll lay down together in the cold, cold, ground The cold, cold ground In the cold, cold ground

Yep, I will pitch for the deep fried fat and porn. My daily porn budget will be quite large though. I will only sign a one year deal too. If I am good and they want me back, next year's contract must include sexual favors from top models and porn stars, a blue velvet suit, and a DVD player with all the episodes of "Monty Python" and "Fawlty Towers". And of course funnel cakes and peanut M&M's.

I don't go on MLB anymore. I post here quite a bit. I would post more, but I don't have the time. I hope all those old geezers on the Dead Wings wind up too tired for the playoffs and go down in the first round. I live for the day that they are back at the bottom of the standings and all those bandwagon losers are putting those dirty dish-rags they call jerseys back in the attic for another 40 years. Yeah, I dislike the AVs, but not nearly to the degree I hate those f***ing "tampons on ice" in Detroilet. That team is the only one that draws more ire from me than the scrubs. There were AVs fans around me during the playoff games back in '96 and they were nowhere near as arrogant and annoying as those moronic f***s that show up with all the Dead Wing jerseys and banners. One stupid bandwagon Dead Wing b**** didn't even know her stupid ass banner was upside down while she was waving it like a fool. When the Dead Things are back on the bottom she won't even know they exist anymore. I long for the days of the old Stadium when she would have received a beer shower and two italian girls in Doug Wilson jerseys would have beat her ass and her boyfriend's if he had the balls to say anything. The only fans that have ever annoyed me more at a game are scrub fans at Comiskey, and it is a close race between the two.

I just suddenly got the desire to post this again. Can't explain it. So here goes: At Sox Fest, I will wear no Red Wings hockey gear. I only wear that during Stanley Cup time anyway. And if you did rush me, I'd just beat you in overtime anyway. See, just as annoying as a cub fan. :fyou

I will pitch for some porn, a PS2, and some Mountain Dew. During last year's season ticket holder party I stood behind second base and hit huge's glove on a fly as he stood on the warning track in left-center field. I'm working on dropping 30 lbs. before my team's season starts. Last year I still had some good stuff, but my fat-ass wilted in the heat and I fell apart after 3 innings. My 36-year-old arm has something left in it.