zach23

Take a real movie and make the name into a porn film name. Example: "Mr. Holland's Anus", or "Bill and Ted's Sexual Adventure"

Alright, finally my own graphic! Meat hats rule! 420 you really don't want to know much about me anyway.

"Paint it Black" by J.R. (my apologies to the Rolling Stones) "I see mediocrity and I want it painted black.. no blue seats anymore I want them to turn black..I see the fans walk up and quickly turn away....the only time I'll fill the park is on a half priced day. I look inside my self and see my heart is black...my soul is empty and my fans I do attack...if I raise the ticket prices and drop Frank from the team...I can line my suit coat pockets with plenty of more green. hmmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm"

No, this happened on Sunday so I've had a few days for my "I'm so f***in horny for this chick I'd cut off my left pinky to do here" phase and have calmed down. I woud feel really low if I did it since I have been going with her for nearly 2 years. So unless she calls me(LMFAO!!) I'd just pretend it never happened and move on. (I hope I'm doing the right thing..but I think i am:D But she was so f***in HOT:( f**! ...... just kidding ;-)

www.hatsofmeat.com

So after all this, did gashwound nail that broad or what?

Better off sticking to Richards, Night Train, MD 20/20 and Ol' Grandad.

Where is mine dammit?

This is why he is not getting any of my money this year. Amonte was the last straw. I can't beleive that bastard has the nerve to charge $250 for the front row seats. His quote earlier in the year about not sacrificing personal holdings to pay players and his mumblings about how he won't risk going into debt like Detroit shows exactly what that asshole cares about. Please, that old f*** has money oozing out of his asshole. He could buy every all-star in the league and still be wealthy beyond belief.

Your "rents" are "basterds"? Does that mean you are a landlord to bass s***?

I think Barcelo's career is almost done. Too many surgeries. Too bad, he seemed to have some good stuff when he wasn't hurting (which was almost always).

Pure grain alcohol? Or would you rather I bring a brick of Richards and a pint of Brass Monkey?

Here is another one of scrubfan Steve all dressed up for a date with his sister.

That one looks more like scrubfan Steve sitting in his room in shock after the Sox erased the 8-0 deficit against Kid Walk back in June. He s*** his pants too, so his mom beat him and forced him so shave her ass hair that week.

What the hell do we have to do again?

No, the women can play. Just keep in mind that to tell the teams apart we will be playing shirts vs. skins.

To hell with softball, come play some hardball with me. Is anyone out there over 30 and still able to pitch? If so and you want to play, let me know. we have a few spots on the team to fill. The league is for guys 25 and older, but you have to be over 30 to pitch. If you want to come out and practice, we play a fall league that is all pick up games. We will be playing either this Saturday or Sunday at Midway park on 67th and Cicero.

Ricky!!!

"It's these cans....he hates cans...."

Damn! How could I forget The Jerk! "I'm picking out a thermos for you..."

and no mention of buzz lightyear or his cowboy buddie woody??? geez these guys are lame....... Didn't Buzz and Woody make a fortune in cartoon porn?

Now you know how my wife felt when she would wake up and see me coming home from a naked Raygun show.

Sorry, that better? Hey, nothing better than a bloody Steve Carlson. "Old Time Hockey coach!"

This guy was hilarious in Blue Velvet:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Slapshot, Blue Velvet, Kingpin, Caddyshack