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Wunsch is very good, but i think we're fine in the pen without him now and in the future. With that being said, he could get us a decent player or two and losing him might not be a bad thing. Also, i'm trying to figure out 'FWIW'....i cant, lol. What does it mean?

Why not? Would you have a problem with it if i said and meant it? Because it's the exact same thing. Saying that you can see my point yet still dont agree is kinda hypocritical

LMAO that was great. One of the few songs from Em's latest album that have gotten really annoying to me, but that was great

103 MPH Screwball and MartePartay are funny. And when i first got here i thought Nuke_Cleveland was hilarious

So how's this: "Rafa, do you and your family enjoy spending time with the Mengele decendants?" Anything wrong with me saying that? Of course, but its a different culture, so that makes it ok correct?

i dont think so because coming into the game he had pitched over 10 innings while only giving up 1 run. Pitchers are going to give up runs. IMO, he's been very good this year

i'm not happy with a split against the Jays, but i can deal with it. Against teams like this, you really should take both

still, 5 runs in 3 innings isnt exactly the ideal situation

OEO OleeeeVo

STFU Steve

URIBE!!! He will start somewhere for the rest of the year

ya he's negative about pretty much everything

how do they keep winning

6 hits now, 3 runs in and there's no out in the 3rd. His time is over. We have options. Give the 5 spot to Cotts or call up Diaz or Rauch. Wright needs to go. If we must keep him, put him in the pen

He has no excuse. You never have an excuse for making a comment like that directed towards another human being. Him being Brazilian, people could go and stereotype him too and make some snide remakr and i bet you he'd be pretty pissed off

only thing better is the walk off balk

:fyou I dont know what's worse. That comment, or the fact that certain people have no problem with it...

what did WE do? Absolutely nothing. If you would like to shoulder the blame yourself for actions of those hundreds of years ago go ahead, cuz i wont be. And tell me, what ARE we doing now? Wanna just give them all of their land back? Ya, i can see that happening. It would solve everything And if you're so disgusted about what Americans a hundred years ago did to them and what we're "doing" to them now, then why stay? If our country is so bad and has done so much wrong (and according to many, continues to do such) why stay? Canada and Mexico are right here. Hell, Cuba's just a short plane ride away as well

reminded me of Rumble in the Bronx (i think) where they actually killed a guy by putting him through one of those

for some reason, this one just made me laugh hysterically

omg

I grabbed this off of another message board a while ago. The guy unfortunatelt forgot where he had found it. Very funny read. What Happens When I'm At WORK and I have to Poop? We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something a brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those of you who hate pooping at work as much as I do, I give you the......... Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure. ESCAPEE: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car & speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. JAILBREAK (Used in conjunction with escapee): When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun's pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen do not panic, remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred. COURTESY FLUSH: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. WALK OF SHAME: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk-up the s***ter. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of a COURTESY FLUSH. OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER: A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out of the Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out OF THE CLOSET POOPER before entering the bathroom. THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (PFN): This is a group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPERS and identify SAFE HAVENS. SAFE HAVEN: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom. TURD BURGLAR: A pooper who does not realize that you're in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the TURD BURGLAR leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. TURD BURGLARS have been know to cause premature pinchage, which inevitably causes you to pinch one off in the middle. CAMO-COUGH: A phony cough which alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON or to alert potential TURD BURGLARS. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. ASTAIRE: This is a subtle toe-tap that is used to alert all potential TURD BURGLARS that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an ASTAIRE, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace. WATERMELON: A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH. HAVANA OMELET: A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a CAMO-COUGH with an ASTAIRE. UNCLE TED: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An UNCLE TED makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees. FLY BY: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in, check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathr

I remember grabbing these off of various posts on the ESPN boards last year right after the Cubs got knocked out. I was writing a paper last night and stumbled across then in a folder so i figured i'd share. You may have heard them before though. South Side Irish Written by Black, McEldowney & Walsh We're the Windy City Irish-where the crack is always best Where every day is Paddy's Day and everyone's a guest If you're Irish on the North Side or Irish on the West Welcome to the South Side come join the Irish Fest! ****************************** Chorus We're the South Side Irish as our fathers were before We come from the Windy City and we're Irish to the core From Bridgeport to Beverly from Midway to South Shore We're the South Side Irish-Let's sing it out once more! ******************************* Our parents came from Mayo, from Cork and Donegal. We come from Sabina, St. Kilian's and St. Gall St. Leo, Visitation, Little Flower and the rest. The South Side parishes are mighty-they're the best! Chorus We live on the South Side-Mayor Daley lived here too The Greatest Irish Leader that Chicago ever knew and he was always proud of his South Side Irish roots! So here's to His Honor to his memory we'll be true. Chorus We sing the songs our fathers sang when they were growing up Rebel songs of Erin's Isle in the South Side Irish Pubs and when it comes to baseball-we have two favorite clubs The Go-Go White Sox... and whoever plays the Cubs! Cubs New7th Inning Stretch Song (Sung to the tune of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" by Steve Bartman... via satellite, of course) Escort me out of the ballgame... Protect me from the crowd Throw beer and peanuts and crackerjacks I'm dead meat if I ever come back Now I can't root root root for the Cubbies They didn't win, I'm to blame... They lost one, two, three in a row And went down in flames!!! You're To Blame (sung to "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon) You reached out for the foul ball As if you thought you might have a shot Your cap strategically pulled down to your eyes Your headphones broadcast the plot You had one hand on the baseball As you thought you had it caught And all the fans screamed that they'd like to kill you They'd like to kill you, and You're to blame You probably think this game is about you You're to blame I'll bet you think this game is about you Don't you? Don't you? I heard "The Curse" some years ago When I was still quite naive Well, they said that this might fine'ly be the year And that the Cubbies could achieve But you gave away our life-long dreams I'll pelt you when you leave I had big dreams of the Cubs in the Series Cubs in the Series, and You're to blame You probably think this game is about you You're to blame I'll bet you think this game is about you Don't you? Don't you? I had big dreams of the Cubs in the Series Cubs in the Series, and You're to blame You probably think this game is about you You're to blame I'll bet you think this game is about you Don't you? Don't you? Well, I hear you work downtown in business And you're twenty-six years now The media gives me all the details I need To make sure you're run out of town Well, you're everywhere on TV news And when you're not, you're in Some dark corner and in fear for your dear life Fear for your dear life, and You're to blame You probably think this game is about you You're to blame I'll bet you think this game is about you Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?