Kid Gleason

QUOTE(Texsox @ Aug 17, 2005 -> 02:24 PM) are we playing dead or alive? Well...Lillian Gish was my first mention, so I was figuring either.

Is it too late for our hitters to start using 'roids???

QUOTE(SpringfieldFan @ Aug 17, 2005 -> 03:27 PM) How many people are considering riding bicycles more now? I live 10 miles from the office. Once it hits $3 here I will be biking it. SFF I've looked into combining the train and a bike (or scooter of some sort), but it would only save me some change. That is with prices as they are now. But if it hits $5.00 a gallon, I will be catching that train every friggin' morning.

He's usually pretty good in his acting abilities though. Maybe that's what does it for him with the ladies?

1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire earth. You decide to: D. I get my mother-in-law to make me a superhero suit and I end up using it. ________________________________________________________________________ 2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss the most? D. Hair and a metabolism. ________________________________________________________________________ 3. When is it okay to kiss another male? I never knew a man COULD kiss a man. I plead ignorance to the question. ________________________________________________________________________ 4. In your opinion, the ideal pet is: D. A monkey. Or a house full of animals. ________________________________________________________________________ 5. You have been seeing a woman for several years. She's attractive and intelligent, and you always enjoy being with her. One leisurely Sunday afternoon the two of you are taking it easy. You're watching a football game; she's reading the papers when she suddenly, out of the clear blue sky, tells you that she thinks she really loves you, but, she can no longer bear the uncertainty of not knowing where your relationship is going. She says she's not asking whether you want to get married; only whether you believe that you have some kind of future together. What do you say? This happened to me once...bad results. Thanks for bringing up painful memories. ________________________________________________________________________ 6. Okay, so you have decided that you truly love a woman and you want to spend the rest of your life with her, sharing the joys and the sorrows the world has to offer, come what may. How do you tell her? D. Act like you're breaking up with her and then spring the ring on her. Not very romantic, but it worked. ________________________________________________________________________ 7. One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill and asks you to get your three children ready for school. Your first question to her is: She gets up BEFORE me or even at the same time??? Never, that will never, ever happen. I can't relate to this question. ________________________________________________________________________ 8. When is it okay to throw away a set of veteran underwear? Depends on what your special lady finds HOT. ________________________________________________________________________ 9. What is the human race's single greatest achievement? D. Guitars. ________________________________________________________________________ 10. What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation for the fact that Moses led the Israelites all over the place for forty years before they finally got to the Promised Land? He was actually looking for the nearest BBQ joint, and finally just decided to settle.

Heh...heh...ummm...she does seem a little unstable it would seem...eh?

But this is one person who is taking an interesting, and actually a peaceful stand and statement. I also am not so sure I would relate this war to WWII, nor Bush to Roosevelt. One major difference, the entire country pretty much stood behind Roosevelt and that war. I am also pretty sure that if he could, Roosevelt would have loved to have had a conversation with every single parent who lost a child in the war. It was a much different situation. I know this is stirring a bee's hive, but the two men aren't anywhere near the same, regardless of the job they hold/held.

Did he drop the "Puffy" thing because he stopped smoking the doobie?

So...why did the guy run them over? Is he O.K. with the idea of dead soldiers? I don't think her demands for a private meeting with Bush are all that unreasonable. Somebody needs to take militia boy outside and explain to him that she is showing concern for a fallen soldier, her son.

Is this for real? Can't we just call him Sean??? Ah, what do I really care. The man is responsible for so much music I hate, I may as well just call him "Mudd".

I did a search for him on the imdb.com, and there is no mention of his name anywhere. Could he be using a different name now?

Growing up I was "Hopper". When I got to 23 or 24 I finally looked at my uncle and told him to knock it off. I think it was Joe R. Lansdale or Andrew Vachss that said "never trust a grown man who goes by a nickname". My sister used to call me "Fredrick", as she said I was her butler. I was also called "Acid Breath" by said sister. In little league I was known as "Ralph". I never understood that one...but I liked it back then. Some people refer to me as "Roxx" nowdays. My wife lovingly refers to me as a "dork" quite often, but no true nicknames...unless "asshole", "jerk" and "prick" count.

Jo was super cool!!! I forgot about her! The Fonzie of troubled girl teens!!!

But no matter how bad it is, if she was heavily involved, she is right, John would have loved it.

How the hell is Ono the "b-side" to friggin' Lennon??? Does that mean that The Beatles are the rarities collection that will surface in 20 years when all the good s*** has been used up??? Man, that chick is one disillusioned monkey.

QUOTE(KevHead0881 @ Aug 16, 2005 -> 11:38 AM) How come WCIU isn't an option? Hey, I chose ME TV which is their "syndication" station. Heck, ME is what TV Land would be if it were cool.

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Aug 16, 2005 -> 11:44 AM) OK, I thought of one. Maura Tierney, the lethally cute woman who plays Abby on ER. You mean from Newsradio, right? I'm Old Skuul. Does Laura San Giacomo count? She has big feet. But I bet others think she is "hot"...so that probably doesn't work. The wife on King Of Queens!!! How about her???

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Aug 16, 2005 -> 11:52 AM) I've kicked the caffeine habit. No coffee, no pop. Nothing...I would much rather give that up than the excellent usage of beer. I like this guy!

QUOTE(WSNS-TV44 @ Aug 16, 2005 -> 09:43 AM) Joan Cusack? :banghead :banghead Uggh!I'd hit her over the head with a US Cellular phone.Her and her Brother John for being a Cubs fan! My sister used to run into John years ago at parties. Said he was an arrogant prick. I like John though, atleast in his movies.

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Aug 16, 2005 -> 10:38 AM) He was ripping on Tiger today. He doesnt seem to like Tiger too much nowadays. Tony???

Mariotti wrote nothing today I take it?

ME TV. Nothing else even comes close.

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Aug 16, 2005 -> 09:09 AM) All I drink is pop basically. I think if you took coke away from me for an extended period of time I'd have withdrawal. We have a guy here at work who would drink anywhere from a 12 pack to a case of Coke a day. Then one day, while we were all sitting, my boss looks over at him, and he is out in space, not moving, not responding or anything. We called an ambulance in and he was rushed to the hospital. As it turns out, he decided to quit the Coke cold turkey, and his system went into shock! They gave him a can of Coke while in the hospital, and he started to come around.

Well, I clicked here to see just why the hell this was here and not in the other areas. I thought maybe you were being topical or current with a discussion of Melanie Griffith.

QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Aug 16, 2005 -> 08:24 AM) (I'm talking Belgium Beer possibly Heineken here). Belgium Beer should really never, ever, ever, under any circumstance, be mentioned in the same breath as "Heineken".