PaleAleSox

Dang it my prediction was so close.

Every team should also be playing a day game tomorrow for maximum chaos.

What if I told you the deal would then include Bryce Harper's spaceman looking spikes?

Robert will get one at bat, hit a homer, and then get pulled.

Finally someone with some sense.

You guys are all wieners. He obviously isn't being moved and is leading the playoff push.

What time we thinking this gets started?

He has the worst batting stance I've ever seen. It makes Eloy's look cool.

Didn’t work for anyone else.

Well, the fellas don’t quit at least.

All you had to do was keep them in the game since they are facing a lefty, Cannon. Guess you couldn't do that.

How the hell do you miss that call? Phillies don't need the help.

He just took a dumb route to that ball.

What a fucking dreadful bunt. That guy does nothing well. Go away.

Should have been caught.

So now Getz is getting mocked for not real trades?

Pretty sure that is a fake person, but the news wouldn't be shocking if it turns out to be true.

They have an awful farm system so wonder what they'll pull off.

It's like when an NFL team drafts someone at like...12 and say he was the first person on their board. Yeah. Sure he was.

Scrolling through all of this without any hot juicy bits is depressing.

Jokes on you.

Truly don’t understand how you can say they made the wrong gamble already.

Wow Phillies don't you want that roaming your CF?

Colson you dawg.

I care very much but I’m not embarrassed. I didn’t do anything.