PaleAleSox

You don't see that all too often. A guy hits a homer just foul, and then next pitch just hits a homer. Good stuff, Aaron!

"You can tell he is healthy enough to beat out that double play." Thanks, John!

Terrible at bat by Beni. Good god.

Yeah but that's okay.

What the hell is Booster Juice?

What is the Sox curse? Barely anyone who leaves here gets good. And that pitch was a cookie and a half. He will always run into one.

I mean, if he doesn't hit that pitch out he has a lot of problems.

Seriously. They gotta figure out how to make it work going forward.

How many of you are making the trip up to Milwaukee today to see him?

In my heart I am right.

I at least thought it was a double.

Guess they got tired of hitting rockets and it amounting to nothing.

These guys are ready to go home.

Smith is the all star? Good god. Well, maybe something will click with him being there. Maybe Ohtani will bless him.

It died when he got picked off.

The rebuild is over my god.

Alright bury these losers.

It was the most baffling thing about those few years. You could have gotten a semi serviceable corner outfielder for a okay prospect or a little amount of money. They just didn’t.

Man I wouldn’t hate if Tauchman is around next year, but they could probably get something interesting for him.

And still getting luckier than the Sox did last year. Sox are hitting rockets all over the fucking field.

This ump can suck a fat one.

Let that ball hit you in the dick, Chase.

Noda is bringing less to the table than Rojas.

That was paint on the corner. Bullshit.

He had plenty of time to find the bag. Cmon, bro.