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At least he was bad enough in spring training that it wasn't super apparent.

He gets quotes from all the players and makes all of them sound like fucking dorks with how he tells the story.

Already being treated with respect by the ump.

They better not be doing a fucking interview when Chase is up. How fucking stupid.

Amaya threw it to first.

Damn that was slick.

At least the pitch Sosa saw was a breaking ball and not a center center fastball like Vaughn watched.

Nice of you to call him a hitter.

Sosa playing 1st and batting third. Add another to the great line of Chicago White Sox first basemen. Thomas, Konerko, Abreu, SOSA!

Shocked Robert didn't swing first pitch and GIDP.

It's for sure a tease. This weekend is supposed to be in the 60s and then it hangs around 50/60s for the next week or so.

Just put Sosa there everyday for now. Get rid of Vaughn when Rojas is ready. Get rid of Amaya when Ramos is ready. Or do it the other way or whatever.

It was in the 50s and sunny today. Took the dog for a walk and it was pretty nice in the sun.

He could do what he always does and just ignore the media and fans and never talk to us about anything like, for instance, what the f*** he is currently doing with this team.

He spent all of last year in AAA.

Brooks Baldwin looks 14 years old in this interview.

Cool, can they convince him to stop being awful and RUINING MY LIFE.

I'll ASSUME that Will wanted to give Chase a better defensive pairing for his first game.

I used to post at WSI (2004-2014 or so I think), but I won't tell you what my name was because I was really mean to everyone.

Colson scratched. No way he is getting called up, right?

What else am I supposed to do? Watch the NBA or even worse, the NHL? And I'm more of a White Sox fan instead of an actual MLB fan. Very rare for me to watch two random teams I don't care about (outside of the playoffs). I'd rather watch the worst White Sox team instead of no White Sox at all.

Why?

I don’t think anyone thought Vaughn was part of this one. He was a bust in the last one.

He had a chance to be a hero in a win yesterday and took the worst at bat I’ve seen someone have in this entire rebuild. If he wants out maybe he should be good enough that another team would even want him.

Babylon bee is the Onion, but for conservatives.