santo=dorf

KW: So there's this one broad in the Frank Thomas commercial........

QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Feb 21, 2005 -> 06:38 PM) PK has not arrived yet. Not really weird, just they said on Comcast he's pretty much the only one not there. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought he lived only 15 minutes away. He must be sprinting.

I called Robert Shapiro and his law firm.

QUOTE(kane0730 @ Feb 21, 2005 -> 04:12 PM) Wow, I didn't realize that Contreras had such a great home ERA (1.65). That's very impressive. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, somebody f***ed up. At home with the Sox it was 4.13, and his ERA against the Indians last season was 1.22. EDIT: The Article was refering to his 2003 season.

QUOTE(hi8is @ Feb 21, 2005 -> 03:26 PM) great call starting the duke for the minny opener. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thank you.

QUOTE(ISF @ Feb 21, 2005 -> 01:32 PM) Well, our rotation put up a 5+ ERA last year. So I guess we suck too. Lee has a great arm, he's just young. Sabathia is an ace. Quoting stats from a half season doesn't change that. Ask any GM in the league who they'd rather have, Brian Anderson, Darrell May, and Jose Lima OR Sabathia, Millwood, and Lee. I'll wait... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sabathia might be an ace, but he would be our #3, and you should know better that the Sox team ERA was inflated due to USCF, and a crappy fifth starter.

QUOTE(Brian @ Feb 21, 2005 -> 11:47 AM) I wouldn't have the guts to call any of those numbers. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I used Sprint Relay online.

So can somebody explain to me why exactly Patti was such a big fan of MacGyver?

QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Feb 21, 2005 -> 11:32 AM) Lee the guy that competely blew for the entire 2nd half and posted an ERA over 5.4? Millwood the guy that posted a ERA over 4.8 in the NL that will now be pitching in the AL? Sabathia is a stud, I'll give you that. Westbrook is an interesting guy. Last year was his first real good year, so we'll se if he was a fluke or not. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Now, now, now. Lee's second half ERA was 7.91, and the so called "ace" Sabathia had an second half ERA of 5.14.

It's the minor characters they are having problems with. They had to replace all of Phil Hartman's characters with somebody else, and now Gill is the stupid lawyer that the Simpsons always hire. There's that waiter who sounds like Homer due to a stroke. Barney isn't an alcoholic. The Lenny+Carl relationship is stupid. The whole Nelson looking for his father story is stupid. Apu getting married and having 8 kids.

The Leprechaun Jockeys was a really, really bad episode. They need to do another baseball themed episode.

QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Feb 21, 2005 -> 01:01 AM) and apparently you've never been around to read israel4ever or cwsox's posts... Because what I'm saying doesn't have ANY truth to it. And actually, if you didn't read, this is the sex, lies, and POLITICS forum. If don't want to read about politics, why are you reading this? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I wanted to see what your big triumphant return was about this time.

QUOTE(flippedoutpunk @ Feb 21, 2005 -> 12:32 AM) Me: *ring ring* Fred Durst: Your a f*****, your NOT getting an autograph.. *click* :headshake <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Really? When I called his mailbox was full.

I have never seen someone get so whiny about politics on a f***ing baseball message board. :headshake

Somebody answered on George Maloof's phone!

I've been calling every number and either their mailboxes are full, or their phones are not inservice.

QUOTE(KipWellsFan @ Feb 20, 2005 -> 10:35 PM) Umm I thought I saw someone say on here the other day that he was convicted of a DUI. Nonetheless I don't really give a s*** that he smoked the gange. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I didn't think I would need to use the green. I better edit it.

So what? It's not like he drives drunk or snorts coke.

Only 20 years old!

If anyone still watches the Simpsons anymore, they would've just seen that Patti came out of the closet

I will be posting game recaps throughout the season. They will be filled with naughty words. You've been warned.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Feb 20, 2005 -> 05:36 PM) Which call me silly, but I think that is the most important thing of all.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Beat me to it.

QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ Feb 20, 2005 -> 05:29 PM) Who's who? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Doesn't say, but I think that's BIG BEN standing up.

Long time, no see. Poppy. QUOTE(POPPY_HIDALGO @ Sep 16, 2004 -> 09:14 AM) Next Years Starting Rotation: 1.Buehrle 2.Garcia 3.Contrerras 4.Garland 5.Diaz Write it down boys thats it. They won't be picking up anyone. With a rotation like that I can see another second place finish in the books for next year if they're lucky. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :headshake :headshake :headshake http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?sh...31entry460231