"My holier-than-thou attitude got old a long time ago, and people have stopped taking me seriously. But rather than go away and try to do something good for society, I like to come on this message board and recycle cliched stereotypes such as 'all Americans are fat, lazy, stupid, consume-aholics' so that I can feel better about myself. I haven't had an original thought in years but that's alright because I just paste stuff from other websites and pretend like I said it. Whatever propoganda the liberal websites are pushing this week is my Gospel."
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