Goober

Only way to avoid a surefire loss

Cease, crochet, sheets for Joey gallo

Lololol

Lololol yikes barely over .500 Mariners with more runs than Sox even have hits

Crochet and cease for Gallo

Lolololol toby flenderson shutting out the white Sox offense eh

No doubt, scumbag organization isn't gonna change their ways if they get wins

Easy money! To the moon!

Nice lineup. Feels good rolling the winnings from last night and put it into another Astros winnnnahhh today

The problem is so what; if you can't beat them now, why do you think you can beat them later? Magic?

Cheaters gonna cheat

So what do we think it is now, flashing lights? Apple watches again? Maybe hand signals?

Positive is it'll be easy money betting on an Astros winner tomorrow

Yikes Trashcans making the Sox offense look like a team in the Pecos league

Addition by subtraction

Cease would look great on the diamondbacks

Talk about shitting the bed with poop

Haha really? Up by the Neville Brothers?

I think I see you, are you the lady with red shirt?

Wat slime switch Cease and Kopech roles

Yep that’ll be game

Despicable

Oh

Excellent, does he have the PEDs Nelson Cruz takes

Who