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If only Gload was right handed and could play 3rd base...

Just remember The Fly when you think about teleportation.

I need a shower after reading that, I feel dirty somehow. Ick. :fthecubs

So.. it's okay then? Thanks for the kind words guys.

QUOTE(CWSGuy406 @ Jul 9, 2005 -> 11:22 PM) I'd really like to be a fly on the wall in a meeting-room with KW and Ozzie, just to hear what they think about Konerko. He's sure become one streaky hitter, huh? I'd love to wake up on July 31st and see that the following trade went through: Sox send Konerko to Mets, Sweeney and Tracey to Reds, get Dunn from Reds. (Humber to Reds). Ok, I'm dreaming. Still gonna be an interesting couple of weeks ahead. WOW. That's a nightmare trade. Dunn is as bad BA wise as Kong, plus he Ks more.

Not I, sir. I am not a global mod/admin.

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Jul 9, 2005 -> 10:40 PM) I believe he'll be back right after the ASB. I think Ozzie's going to finally send Willie down. I'd rather have Harris up here, and I'm sure a majority of us still would. However, Ozzie's not going to send Timo down; I don't see that happening. Ozzie would HATE a cold bed.

QUOTE(VAfan @ Jul 9, 2005 -> 10:28 PM) The Giants offense generated nothing, so Schmidt lost 3-0. QUOTE(DukeNukeEm @ Jul 9, 2005 -> 10:39 PM) Did the Giants win or lose? RIF

This belongs in the roadhouse!

Why wasn't Uribe at 3rd? Then Ozuna could have played at short where he is more comfortable.

QUOTE(WhiteSox311 @ Jul 9, 2005 -> 10:31 PM) Green Helps! Sometimes things are so obviously sarcasm that green is not needed.

QUOTE(WhiteSox311 @ Jul 9, 2005 -> 10:27 PM) Im pretty sure he was kidding. I'm sure he was. I'm sure that I was as well. You can keep your "SHUT UP"'s to yourself, thanks.

To be truly old school in my book, you need to include Atari, Activision, Intellivision and Collecovision. The original Pitfall! was wild! "Swing over them crocodiles mate!"

QUOTE(WhiteSox311 @ Jul 9, 2005 -> 10:03 PM) the only pitcher of ours that pitched well against the A's was garland and even he lost once pluse jenks didnt have his control tonight..and he didnt get hit hard either so...um....SHUTUP HEY! I wasn't the one who suggested that Jenks was a Cy Young candidate. It was the original title of this thread.

Still think he is a Cy Young candidate?

I guess Jenks came back down to earth tonight, ala BMAC.

QUOTE(FLsouthsider @ Jul 9, 2005 -> 03:46 PM) And how did Cincinnati finish up that season? You know the answer to that Q.

QUOTE(atrain081 @ Jul 9, 2005 -> 03:43 PM) Does anyone know anything about the list of teams Roger Clemens will accept trades to? I was sure it was only New York, but the Cardinals say that Clemens will accept a trade there as well as a few other teams. I wonder if the Sox are on that list ... I don't believe that Houston would trade inside their own division, especially with a fellow contender like StL.

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Jul 9, 2005 -> 02:47 PM) For example, J.D. Drew has been healthy for exactly 1 season in his career. And it was his contract season last year. The guy breaks like glass. He has for his whole career. Everyone out here knew that when they signed him. Everyone. The Dodgers will be lucky if he's healthy for 1/2 of his contract. Could he have taken 'roids last year to reduce his injury risk?

QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jul 9, 2005 -> 02:44 PM) This cracked me up. Mostly for the grammar mistake, but oh man, wiping tears from my eyes. . . It reminded me of this:

QUOTE(YahtzeeSox @ Jul 9, 2005 -> 02:44 PM) And then say Jay Pack 3 times FAST. .jpg....?

July 31

Anyone else mute the music? It's damn creepy. PS, level 8 I unmuted, but I can't find any hints there on the song.

On level two, I changed it from "false" to "true". Thus.. I wasn't negative.