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So close.

Shipps. This can only end tragically - for you. I hope you don't miss your testicles after they get taken from you. They get one each.

bottom 8 now.

4-2 sox top 8.

Alexei slacking at short... what?

Teahan strikes again.

Beware - some who post in our game threads do not have Rhypophobia.

I'm doing the comparison of a fan favorite joining a rival.

Uvulas sound dirty to say.

QUOTE (GoSox05 @ Aug 18, 2009 -> 05:09 PM) What if Frank Thomas went to the Twins and we were facing the Twins in the last game of the year. Winner takes the division. Frank is up with to bat in the 9th with bases loaded, 2 outs, tie game. Do you hope he hits a grand slam or strikes out? Like Crede signed with Minny and Maggs signed with Detroit?

Trigonometry sucked.

QUOTE (Reddy @ Aug 19, 2009 -> 02:15 PM) HAH! how ironic is it that you just typed this as I was about to post: Not ironic. I saw your facebook photo.

Ouch, harsh.

QUOTE (ptatc @ Aug 19, 2009 -> 12:18 PM) A testicle came rolling out but still attached. It was hanging like a yo-yo. I picked it up with a towel, handed it to him and said "I think this belongs to you." Smooth.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Aug 17, 2009 -> 12:16 PM) That puck would likely remove my testicles from my body if correctly placed. No great loss there.

Likely that the Sox will fold down the stretch.

Venus Flytrap. Good idea.

have good ones duuudes.

He's a fastball hitter who likes to swing the bat. He's also fond of watching the butterflies and chewing sunflower seeds while running out pop ups and waiting for grounders at short.

The only injury Wise has is to his pride.

Do you think that he's just not a smart ballplayer? He seems to have ADHD issues a lot; either defensive or on the bases.

Alexei just f***ed away 2 runs there. Dumbass play...

Welll... That was pointless.

God gave Alexei two reprieves and he pulls s*** like that.

Well, that whole set of events was just regoddamndiculous.