QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 02:44 PM)
I made that up. Was trying to come up with the most depressing song I could think of. Whenever I heard the M*A*S*H theme song I felt like jumping out of my window. I never watched the show growing up because of that song.
If you watched the M*A*S*H film, you'd know that the song was a sarcastic joke about a well-endowed camp dentist nicknamed "Painless" who wants to kill himself, but realizes that he has work to do and can't.
It's played at his living funeral, then choppers come, he climbs out of the casket and goes to help the surgeons.