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QUOTE (Soxbadger @ Jun 15, 2009 -> 02:11 PM) I turned that show off after Futurama last night haha (I didnt give it a chance). How can you deny this? Tosh.0 Thurs, 10pm / 9c Fat Gunman www.comedycentral.com Daniel Tosh Miss Teen South Carolina Demi Moore Picture

I heard "Ponzi Scheme."

What brings over Barry Zito? I hear that he likes the Johnsonville beer brats with grilled onions.

He has to play 10 games at 3B to be eligible.

QUOTE (BearSox @ Jun 15, 2009 -> 01:42 AM) I used the wrong "too", but at least I can get into college. What does that have to do with anything?

QUOTE (greg775 @ Jun 14, 2009 -> 10:46 PM) Awesome that Mark homered. How did the team react in the dugout? I don't want to go all the way through the game thread to find out. mlb.com has the video.

I hope that Tuesday's game goes 15 so that Buehrle can pinch hit.

Damn. I'm going to have to disable sigs in my control panel for work.

Just wait until next month when the St Paul Saints fans boo him.

I have a "minor" peanut allergy. If I eat anything with peanuts or peanut oil in it, I get a burning, chest squeezing pain.

QUOTE (BobDylan @ Jun 14, 2009 -> 08:58 PM) God put it there, idiot. (Yeah, I'll go there.) Don't go down that road unless we're splitting this thread off into the 'buster.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jun 14, 2009 -> 08:58 PM) Shhhhhh...

If Quentin can't run well and needs surgery to permanently fix the problem; he won't be much help to the Sox until 2010.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jun 14, 2009 -> 08:54 PM) Like fire and brimstone raining from the sky, tsunamis that are kilometers high if it hits the ocean, all plantlife burned away in gigantic wildfires triggered by the flaming debris, 5 year nuclear winter from the airborne debris, all surface animal life dies of starvation, massive earthquakes as the crust readjusts, probably vaporize a good chunk of the oceans temporarily, etc. You don't kill all life because there's still places life can survive. Maybe some ice caps survive and life is protected under them during the nuclear winter. Life survives in caves, or at the bottom of the ocean, places that are protected still exist. On the other hand, you slam Mars in to Earth (this is how we formed the moon) and you literally melt the entire surface of the earth down to a depth of hundreds of kilometers and blow the atmosphere off in to space. The only protected environment there is any spores or bacteria that survive out in space and then return as debris from the blast comes back to the planet over the next few million years. So, you're saying, there's a chance?

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jun 14, 2009 -> 06:54 PM) It would be a cataclysmic event, but it wouldn't destroy all life. If you want to destroy all life on earth you have to hit it with an object the size of Mars. Like, tidal waves cataclysmic?

QUOTE (shipps @ Jun 14, 2009 -> 06:07 PM) Hopefully it would hit Texas. Perfect symmetry!

What would happen if an asteroid the size of texas hit the planet?

Castro is older than Pierzynski.

Are Strasburg and Bryce Harper worth all this? Yep!

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QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Jun 14, 2009 -> 04:47 PM) The Pirates handled the Tigers again. Good to see. Pittsburgh over Detroit. Just like hockey.

Winna!

He's throwing all fastballs.

Bobby's a little wild today.

Well. At least they got one run.