QUOTE(Texsox @ Mar 31, 2008 -> 06:52 PM)
Maybe that explains Colon's size, he's wearing the mother of all bulletproof vests
QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 31, 2008 -> 07:26 PM)
as fat as he is, he might as well have bulletproof breasts...
Hell, they probably Simonized Colon's moobs.