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HAHA Byrd held up on Prancer

QUOTE (Dick Allen @ May 3, 2009 -> 06:46 PM) Getz is hitting .347 leading off. Why does ESPN say the White Sox leadoff hitters are struggling? because he isn't leading off tonight so ESPN assumes he doesn't exist.

??????????????????????? GETZ IS NOT STRUGGLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY f***

literally everyone is in this commercial

QUOTE (Kalapse @ May 3, 2009 -> 06:37 PM) My god you're sensitive about this sort of s***. he's his son. we should be more respectful.

QUOTE (Heads22 @ May 3, 2009 -> 06:34 PM) I'd prefer we made this a completely hyperbolic gamethread. That was the worst call at third ever. that's literally the best idea i've ever heard!

QUOTE (Heads22 @ May 3, 2009 -> 06:29 PM) Literally, this is seriesly one of the worst lineups ever put out by any major league team ever. you don't know what you just got yourself into.

oh god. shut up about joe morgan

QUOTE (fathom @ May 3, 2009 -> 06:24 PM) You can't say he's back until he takes a called 3rd strike. i can't wait for it.

QUOTE (knightni @ May 3, 2009 -> 06:19 PM) Not in literally a million years huh? literally.

QUOTE (santo=dorf @ May 3, 2009 -> 06:15 PM) Yeah, being off by one keystroke is TOTALLY "bad grammar." ah gotcha. didn't even realize you were going for 'or' regardless, i'm a man who likes his hyperbole and it's probably not gonna change any time soon.

QUOTE (santo=dorf @ May 3, 2009 -> 06:11 PM) No we don't "literally" have a minor league team on the field. Man, I hate it when people overuse of misuse that word. Lillibridge belongs in tee-ball. Ridiculous i'd take hyperbole over bad grammar any day.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 3, 2009 -> 06:07 PM) Nicely done Nix. I love how freaked out you guys are about a 1-0 game. get off your high horse. we're not freaked out about the 1-0 game, we're pissed at the s***ty handling of this ballclub. that's it.

we LITERALLY have a minor league team on the field. not even jokingly like we've said in the past... like... 5 out of the 9 guys in our lineup should be on a AAA squad or worse. i hate ozzie guillen

QUOTE (joesaiditstrue @ May 3, 2009 -> 06:02 PM) holy s*** we're gonna be bad this year that

HAHAHAHAHA at that play

oh for the love of f***.

I'm not reading this thing till i catch up, but I'm at episode 6 of season 5 and i've gotten that far in about 3 weeks. kind of sick really. I railed against watching this show for so long... just because it was so popular i guess... every conversation would eventually turn to Lost ya know. But then finally I saw an episode and was like... s***... now I get it. So point is - this s*** is f***ing insane and i love it. They just got to the lamp post... as in... Narnia... as in CS Lewis (Charlotte) etc etc i know y'all have already talked about this probably but i think it's awesome so suck on it.

QUOTE (Felix @ May 1, 2009 -> 06:13 PM) What idiot voted for Griffey? Big whoop wanna fight about it?

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Apr 30, 2009 -> 05:16 PM) Maybe the comparison is because of the size and frames, although Jordan will end up being bigger. Danks is definitely more of a natural CFer and has the edge in overall athleticism. I think you would have to compare their K/BB ratios in their first few years in the minors, although that would be unfair to Ryan, because he came out of an Iowa high school. what the hell does that mean? /defensive Iowan

QUOTE (southsideirish71 @ May 1, 2009 -> 04:27 PM) Here is why its Survivorman. Both of them are hit with the same situation, they are out of water in the desert. 1.) Les makes a solar still. Digs a hole, puts a can in the hole, pees around the cup and then puts plastic over it and then pushes the center in. The heat of the desert then evaporates the water, condensation hits, and the water drips in the cup. Les then drinks a nice cup of water. 2.) Bear of course has the same situation. He does 2 things. In the first situation, he pees in his canteen and then drinks it. Nothing is refreshing like a warm glass of piss. Sure thats an awesome idea. Then of course not to be outdone. He in a further episode, squeezes water out of some animals crap. for the win.

WHAT!? I'm the only person who picked Griffey? COME ON GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!********************************$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&:):):):)

triumphant return my ass. there's nothing that should move Getz from his leadoff spot. stupid.

QUOTE (klaus kinski @ May 1, 2009 -> 09:36 AM) Swisher he'll hit two home runs off us

a) it's not gonna happen b ) Mark doesn't even care about that kind of thing, which is what I love about him. He's gonna play till he gets bored of it or would rather spend time with his family, then he'll walk away and I doubt he'll look back. Mark Buehrle is the man.