hammerhead johnson

He'd be a nice fit, though. Guillen would welcome him back with open arms.

Holy s***. His ERA at Dodger Stadium was 0.57 last year. His ERA on the road was 4.18, however. Mostly as a starter, though. His curveball and changeup are still very effective. His fastball peaks out at 90 MPH.

What about Wilson Alvarez? What's the general consensus on that guy? He only gave up 5 HR in 95 IP last year. He had a 1.08 WHIP ratio and a 2.37 ERA.

Yeah, but Belliard and Uribe kind of took a s*** when they played there.

And I benched him this week in favor of Matt Kata. This is what I get for listening to Brandofan.

Is Jose Paniagua still available?

And we've only played 4 out of 19. Not to mention the fact that Sweeney and Randa usually go nuts against the Sox. No more Ibanez, though.

Indeed.

Ozzie is a quick learner, though.

holy s***

I'd much rather go up against the D-Rays than the Royals, though. I've about had it with Carlos Beltran.

This Keitzman guy must have been bombed out on methamphetemines when he made this statement.

game time

Who is this Valentine that you speak of?

That's exactly right.

Sounds like a plan.

Good stuff.

It's illegal, I'm sure. But then again, so is my signature.

I ain't registered, mang.

I've been listening to Mike North on a regular basis for close to ten years now. If you were to tune in on a daily basis for a week or two, you'd be hooked. The guy is hilarious. He talks a lot of s*** about everyone and everything. Not just the Sox. If Garland walks 7 and Esteban gives up 4 HR, they are fair game. It's not meant to be taken personal. It's just sports talk. People are welcome to call up and combat his perspectives. And when they do, it's pure comedy.

Loaiza gave up 17 HR last year, and 18 the year before with Toronto. He has given up 5 already, through two starts. I don't know what to say about that.

AND THAT'S A WHITE SOX MASSACRE!

That was a damn good play by Uribe.

oooohhhhh yeeeaahhhh!!!!!!!

Yeah, I was going to say. I thought that I was in the twilight zone for a minute there.