hammerhead johnson

COME ON, FRANK!!!

Yes.

Gload is on deck

That's the spirit. Maggs and Frank are scheduled to hit fifth and sixth, respectively. If we can extend the inning to those guys, well, you never know.

Hey, s*** happens, you know? What can you do?

This guy is murdering our right-handed hitters.

Man, I feel so much better now.

My, my, my, pitches hit them, so hard, makes me say, oh my lord

ooooohhhh yeeeeaaaah!!!!

Teletubbies make me

FlaSoxxJim, when asked to choose the ugliest of three games (4/13, 4/23, and 4/25):

All that Mark has in this world is his word and his balls, and he doesn't break them for no one.

Now here's one that just boggles my mind.

How about them Royals?

Outstanding stuff, man.

Maybe Jose can play third base

This thread is bogus, mang.

We have only played 18 games. You understand that this is only 1/9 of total games to be played, correct? I have the feeling that a lot of people in here don't realize that. They're thinking that April is already over, and therefore, we're about 1/6 of the way through. Not knowing this in inexcusable. You said Carlos is on pace for half of that? He has 3 HR. What's 3 HR times 9? Like I said, inexcusable.

I want to destroy this thread like they destroyed that printer in Office Space.

Go easy on Carlos. He obviously plays his ass off. He doesn't have a lackadaisical approach out there. He had a brain cramp today. Nobody's perfect. He hit .290 with 31 HR, 113 RBI, 100 R, and 18 SB last year. Remember?

nice one

Well, he has to be better than Jonathan Quinn and Zack Kustok. At least I hope so.

Kirilenko is definitely a Top 10 defensive player, and easily one of the best at his position. I'd rank the top 10 defensive players in this order: 1. Ben Wallace 2. Ron Artest 3. Theo Ratliff 4. Tim Duncan 5. Bruce Bowen 6. Samuel Dalembert 7. Jermaine O'Neal 8. Kevin Garnett 9. Shaquille O'Neal (Defense by default, mostly) 10. Andrei Kirelenko Other guys who could crack this list: Baron Davis Marcus Camby And I am a huge Elton Brand fan. He has worked so hard on his defensive game, and it's paying off to the tune of 2.5 blocks per game and plenty of defensive rebounds. It sure would be nice to have Artest and Brand right about now.

That wouldn't happen to be an L.O.N.S. reference, would it? If not, then never mind.