hammerhead johnson

Maggs makes it look easy out there with the sliding catch.

oh boy

step into a slim jim!

oooooohhhh yeeeeaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!

That's exactly right.

Well, you know what I'm saying. Everyone has potential, but it's the mental aspect that sets these guys apart. It's kind of hard to predict how a guy will progress in that sense.

Naah, nobody saw the potential for what he's doing now. And if they say they did, you can bet your last dollar that they were saying the same things about Scott Ruffcorn's potential back in 1993.

Hey, come on, don't act like such an idiot. Matt Stairs can still provide some serious power off of the bench if he gets to face a RHP. Everyone knows that.

Buehrle pitched very well today.

It's okay, man. Marte will be fine once he gets his s*** together. Relax. There are 161 more of these. You're going to give yourself a heart attack. Mentioning Adkins and 50 saves in the same sentence

:puke

son of a b****

yes yes yes

pure luck Now bring in Marte

Koch f***ing sucks

Self employment rocks Ayo, taxman :fyou

You make him out to be a dead beat on defense. He ain't no Andruw Jones, but he's not exactly Carl Everett, either. Give him more credit than that.

See, but that's the thing. I don't have to waste my time and look up what Magglio did from month to month. I watch these games. He performed poorly over long stretches of time last year. You can at least concede the fact that just about every player has a bad month from time to time unless his name is Pujols, Rodriguez, or Bonds. Patterson hit .269 in June, and on the strength of that, you presumed that he'd have performed just as badly over the rest of the season, correct? Otherwise, you wouldn't have stated that "He only saved his numbers by getting hurt". Now there's a bold prediction, based on jack s***. Go find some evidence to support that statement, and then try to tell me that I need to go "look things up" before I post what I witness on a daily basis during the regular season. I had Patterson on my fantasy squad last year. I know damn well how valuable he was through the first two months. As I stated before, .320/11HR/42RBI through the end of May. We're talking about a player who has yet to peak. Just like witesoxfan said, he's a Carlos Beltran type, minus the gold glove defense and high stolen base percentage rate. And witesoxfan is almost always on point. So there you go.

He was hitting close to .320 with 11 HR and 42 RBI through the end of May. He literally saved that team in the first 1/3 of the season, as nobody else was doing jack s***, particularly Sosa. He had a bad month in June. Big f***ing deal. Magglio Ordonez had a couple bad months last year. Everyone has bad months. I have a problem with Cubs fans, but not with the actual players on their team. If Patterson was on the Sox and Rowand was on the Cubs, you'd be arguing against Rowand right now. I don't know about you, but that doesn't make much sense from where I'm sitting.

Who cares. You can take your thesis and shove it.

And you'd get fired with the quickness. Patterson is clearly a superstar in the making. Wasn't he hitting like .330 through the all star break last year, before he got hurt? I'm just saying, don't be surprised when he hits .300+ with 30 HR and 30 SB this year.

Piazza would beat the living daylights out of Clemens. Have you seen Mike's forearms? It's scary.

Basically, in your mind, Prior can go out and save the human race, and he'd still be a b**** because he wears that uniform. Correct?

Piazza can kick just about anyone's ass in the majors, with the exception of maybe Big Frank. Maybe I'm wrong about this one, but homosexuals are passive people. They don't go out and strangle pitchers, as Piazza has been known to do from time to time. I think that he strangled Guillermo Mota twice.

I'd just like to know which knucklehead voted for 60 or lower. BTW, 86 or 87 wins sounds about right.